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drive.jpg google yandex igdb wait Anonymous 04/08/17(Sat)00:25:21 No.728401507 >>728402125 >>728402834 >watch Drive >changes my life >one night mom yells for me to go pick up my sister >put on cool jacket >grab my old karting gloves >find some toothpicks between the couch cushions >Drive mode engage >go to pick her up. park across the street and leave the car running >flash my headlights and reach over to open the door when I see her come out >see two girls following her >didn't realize I was giving them a ride too >sis gets in passenger's seat, girls squeeze in back (BMW 318ti CSL) >sister notices my attire >"not again Josh, please" >ignore her and turn off the radio kavinsky >offer the girls a toothpick, they decline >drive to the end of the street and rip the parking brake to do a 180 >only rotates halfway and almost swipe a parked car but I keep my cool >sis tells me to stop f------ around and the girls get upset >ignore them as I reverse into a parking space and look both ways before pulling back out >girls start making idle chit-chat with me >I pause, slightly smile at them through rear-view mirror, and provide one-word answers >"So, what do you do?" >"... I drive." >Confused girl "You drive" >"... It's just part time". >one of the girls picks up a hammer I had under the seat and asks what its for >glare at her from the mirror V >"...My hands are a little dirty" >girl rolls her eyes and mouths something to the other girl silently >get to the destination >immediately jump out of car and flip jacket over my shoulder as I walk away briskly >wait for girls to go inside before I get back in and drive home >took me 2 hours to get rid of the wet p---- smell all over my backseat
drive.jpg google yandex igdb wait Anonymous 04/08/17(Sat)00:25:21 No.728401507 >>728402125 >>728402834 >watch Drive >changes my life >one night mom yells for me to go pick up my sister >put on cool jacket >grab my old karting gloves >find some toothpicks between the couch cushions >Drive mode engage >go to pick her up. park across the street and leave the car running >flash my headlights and reach over to open the door when I see her come out >see two girls following her >didn't realize I was giving them a ride too >sis gets in passenger's seat, girls squeeze in back (BMW 318ti CSL) >sister notices my attire >"not again Josh, please" >ignore her and turn off the radio kavinsky >offer the girls a toothpick, they decline >drive to the end of the street and rip the parking brake to do a 180 >only rotates halfway and almost swipe a parked car but I keep my cool >sis tells me to stop f------ around and the girls get upset >ignore them as I reverse into a parking space and look both ways before pulling back out >girls start making idle chit-chat with me >I pause, slightly smile at them through rear-view mirror, and provide one-word answers >"So, what do you do?" >"... I drive." >Confused girl "You drive" >"... It's just part time". >one of the girls picks up a hammer I had under the seat and asks what its for >glare at her from the mirror V >"...My hands are a little dirty" >girl rolls her eyes and mouths something to the other girl silently >get to the destination >immediately jump out of car and flip jacket over my shoulder as I walk away briskly >wait for girls to go inside before I get back in and drive home >took me 2 hours to get rid of the wet p---- smell all over my backseat

Drive (2011)
literally me drive the driver ryan gosling greentext

Times Anons Acted Like the Driver in Real Life

File: 1357275552027.jpg-(25 KB, 500x345, ryan-gosling-in-drive_500x345.jpg) GI >>28655825 >seeing movie at the cinema alone >go up to buy my ticket >chick behind the booth says hi >i nod >asks what movie im seeing >i tell her Anonymous 01/03/13(Thu)20:59:12 UTC-8 No.28654858 Anonymous 01/03/13(Thu)21:03:49 UTC-8 No.28654976 >give her the money >she says "enjoy the movie!" >i smile and walk away times you acted like the driver in real life >at new year's party >chick comes up to me and says hi >i smile and nod >asks me what im doing >i say "just hanging out" >she tells me im kinda handsome >i say "i gotta go" and stroll to another room Replies:
File: 1357275552027.jpg-(25 KB, 500x345, ryan-gosling-in-drive_500x345.jpg) GI >>28655825 >seeing movie at the cinema alone >go up to buy my ticket >chick behind the booth says hi >i nod >asks what movie im seeing >i tell her Anonymous 01/03/13(Thu)20:59:12 UTC-8 No.28654858 Anonymous 01/03/13(Thu)21:03:49 UTC-8 No.28654976 >give her the money >she says "enjoy the movie!" >i smile and walk away times you acted like the driver in real life >at new year's party >chick comes up to me and says hi >i smile and nod >asks me what im doing >i say "just hanging out" >she tells me im kinda handsome >i say "i gotta go" and stroll to another room Replies:

Drive (2011)
literally me drive the driver ryan gosling greentext real human bean

Anon Is the Driver

Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)11:19:15 No.60101903 >>60101945 >>60102011 >>60102075 >>60103638 >>60103935 >>60104121 >>60104274 >>60105956 File: GKWZ6Xn.jpg (222 KB, 1241x1600) A Real Human Bean >>60098093 (OP) This really happened. >decent looking guy, having a good job. >Not many friends and single because of job, work 3rd shift. >Watch Drive for the first time ever. And A Real Hero >Changes my life, I want to be Driver. >Get my haircut like Driver and start wearing clothes like Driver, no Scorpion jacket because I'm not Autistic. >Start behaving like Driver. Quiet but cool. >Buy brand new 2011 Mustang GT 5.0 because Driver drove one and I make enough so f--- it. >Start eating at this little diner erry night, staff remembers me, always saves me a spot. >qt pie waitress always chats me up, gives me free pie. >I reciprocate but remain vague and brooding. Waitress wants me. >Ask her if she wants to go for a drive. She gladly accepts. >Cruise the night listening to Drive soundtrack. >Drop her off at her apartment, ask if I want to come inside for coffee. >Oh f--- yes >play it cool, brood for a sec, reply with a "...yeah" simple. >We f--- >Waitress and I start dating. >Keep up my Driver shlick. >She introduces me to her friends, they think I'm cool as f---. >Some of her dude friends start wearing skinny jeans, white tees like me. Holy f--- lol. >One night her and I are sit down to watch a movie on demand. >She's browsing movies, stops on Drive. >Oh f---... >"You seen this yet Anon?" >S--- s--- s--- play it cool man, what would Driver do. >Brood for a sec, "...nah. it's not my thing". >Ended up watching Bridesmaids. Still dating today and still doesn't know I've been pretending to be Ryan Gosling for 4+ years.
Anonymous 08/19/15(Wed)11:19:15 No.60101903 >>60101945 >>60102011 >>60102075 >>60103638 >>60103935 >>60104121 >>60104274 >>60105956 File: GKWZ6Xn.jpg (222 KB, 1241x1600) A Real Human Bean >>60098093 (OP) This really happened. >decent looking guy, having a good job. >Not many friends and single because of job, work 3rd shift. >Watch Drive for the first time ever. And A Real Hero >Changes my life, I want to be Driver. >Get my haircut like Driver and start wearing clothes like Driver, no Scorpion jacket because I'm not Autistic. >Start behaving like Driver. Quiet but cool. >Buy brand new 2011 Mustang GT 5.0 because Driver drove one and I make enough so f--- it. >Start eating at this little diner erry night, staff remembers me, always saves me a spot. >qt pie waitress always chats me up, gives me free pie. >I reciprocate but remain vague and brooding. Waitress wants me. >Ask her if she wants to go for a drive. She gladly accepts. >Cruise the night listening to Drive soundtrack. >Drop her off at her apartment, ask if I want to come inside for coffee. >Oh f--- yes >play it cool, brood for a sec, reply with a "...yeah" simple. >We f--- >Waitress and I start dating. >Keep up my Driver shlick. >She introduces me to her friends, they think I'm cool as f---. >Some of her dude friends start wearing skinny jeans, white tees like me. Holy f--- lol. >One night her and I are sit down to watch a movie on demand. >She's browsing movies, stops on Drive. >Oh f---... >"You seen this yet Anon?" >S--- s--- s--- play it cool man, what would Driver do. >Brood for a sec, "...nah. it's not my thing". >Ended up watching Bridesmaids. Still dating today and still doesn't know I've been pretending to be Ryan Gosling for 4+ years.

Drive (2011)
literally me drive the driver ryan gosling greentext

Anon Is the Driver

File: image.jpg (107 KB, 350x248) Anonymous 05/29/16(Sun)14:26:15 No.15161676 >>15162317 >>15162595 >>15162976 >>15163026 >>15163391 ITT: Times you were the Driver >mom calls me and ask for a ride to her friends in two hours >tell her "There's a hundred-thousand streets in this city. You don't need to know the route. You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?" >she sighs and says yes >I say "Good. And you won't be able to reach me on this phone again" >spend the next hour and a half studying my route >arrive at her house, park down the street and scope the place out >pull up in front of her house and honk twice >she come out and gets in >I don't answer >I am the driver >we pull up in front of her friend's house >put my watch on the steering wheel and tell her five minutes >she rolls her eyes and gets out >tick of the clock is playing on repeat and my police scanner is on >see my mom saying her goodbye through the screen door but her five minutes are up >speed back to my house >time to lay low for a few days >mom calls my phone over and over
File: image.jpg (107 KB, 350x248) Anonymous 05/29/16(Sun)14:26:15 No.15161676 >>15162317 >>15162595 >>15162976 >>15163026 >>15163391 ITT: Times you were the Driver >mom calls me and ask for a ride to her friends in two hours >tell her "There's a hundred-thousand streets in this city. You don't need to know the route. You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?" >she sighs and says yes >I say "Good. And you won't be able to reach me on this phone again" >spend the next hour and a half studying my route >arrive at her house, park down the street and scope the place out >pull up in front of her house and honk twice >she come out and gets in >I don't answer >I am the driver >we pull up in front of her friend's house >put my watch on the steering wheel and tell her five minutes >she rolls her eyes and gets out >tick of the clock is playing on repeat and my police scanner is on >see my mom saying her goodbye through the screen door but her five minutes are up >speed back to my house >time to lay low for a few days >mom calls my phone over and over

Drive (2011)
literally me drive the driver ryan gosling greentext

Anon is Ryan Gosling in Drive

Anonymous 09/16/21(Thu)05:24:23 No.156367010 64 KB JPG >>156364491 (OP) # >2011 >Watched Drive like once >try to act like the driver >no money for jacket >my lobster sweatshirt will suffice >wear it backwards so it matches the scorpion on the back >get invited to party by some acquaintances >this is my time to shine >girl stand next to me >she tries to make small talk >"So what do you do for fun?" >I wait three seconds >"I drive" >Really? You think you can take me home? My friend is being a bitch." >Panic I biked here >"alright" >randomly grab a pair of keys in the bowl near the entrance >we're in the car >I turn it on, put it in reverse >accidentally slam on the pedal >we jut forward, turns out it was drive >we slam into the garage door >her head slams into the dashboard shes bleeding and silent >people come pouring out of the house >"What the f---?!" >I stay still like Ryan Gosling at the end of the movie >"I think Anon and Jenna are dead! Lets call the ambulance" >Wait til there is only a couple people out watching for emergency vehicles >unbuckle myself, run, and hop on my bike and drive away >Real human bean
Anonymous 09/16/21(Thu)05:24:23 No.156367010 64 KB JPG >>156364491 (OP) # >2011 >Watched Drive like once >try to act like the driver >no money for jacket >my lobster sweatshirt will suffice >wear it backwards so it matches the scorpion on the back >get invited to party by some acquaintances >this is my time to shine >girl stand next to me >she tries to make small talk >"So what do you do for fun?" >I wait three seconds >"I drive" >Really? You think you can take me home? My friend is being a bitch." >Panic I biked here >"alright" >randomly grab a pair of keys in the bowl near the entrance >we're in the car >I turn it on, put it in reverse >accidentally slam on the pedal >we jut forward, turns out it was drive >we slam into the garage door >her head slams into the dashboard shes bleeding and silent >people come pouring out of the house >"What the f---?!" >I stay still like Ryan Gosling at the end of the movie >"I think Anon and Jenna are dead! Lets call the ambulance" >Wait til there is only a couple people out watching for emergency vehicles >unbuckle myself, run, and hop on my bike and drive away >Real human bean

Drive (2011)
literally me drive the driver ryan gosling greentext real human bean

Anon Still Likes Drive

: Anonymous 90 KB JPG 06/20/22(Mon)01:57:44 No.69107167 >be me >fav movie is Drive >try to do a driving trick from the movie on the highway >end up causing a massive pile up with multiple deaths >driving license suspended for life >have to pay massive debt >but I still like Drive
: Anonymous 90 KB JPG 06/20/22(Mon)01:57:44 No.69107167 >be me >fav movie is Drive >try to do a driving trick from the movie on the highway >end up causing a massive pile up with multiple deaths >driving license suspended for life >have to pay massive debt >but I still like Drive

Drive (2011)
literally me drive the driver ryan gosling greentext

Anon Keeps Them Under His Spell

File: 1394481832001.jpg-(7 KB, 502x417, 138838320458[1].jpg) Anonymous (ID: 5aXurzyj) 03/10/14(Mon)16:03:52 No.536570929 >Go to shopping centre to buy food >They're talking about you boy >But you're still the same >Qt3.14 cashier girl smiles at me >I smirk back whilst inserting another toothpick >She leans in and hands me my receipt >My tooth pick falls onto the floor because I saw cleavage >She actually picks it up and hands it back >Oops there you go ;) >I pause for 4 seconds >Y-You too >Realise I'm late for my bus because I can't drive yet llegally [Autism Intensifies] >I run and just about catch it >Sit at back of bus and engage my mysterious aura whilst listening to drive soundtrack >Notice 7/10 giving me severe mires >Assert dominance by staring back >You keep me under your spell >You keep me under your spell >Decide to write my number down >I follow her off at her stop in dangerous violation of my privilege >Don't know where the f--- I am >Hey >Hi :) >*I take off my £900 lambskin driving gloves* >I noticed you looking at me >Yeah :) >Reach into back pocket of jeans and hand her piece of paper >I pause for a few seconds to buffer my aura >I think you dropped this >I smirk and walk away into the sunset >I check my back pocket, I still have the paper with my number on >Mfw i gave her my shopping receipt >A real human bean So /b/ how was your day
File: 1394481832001.jpg-(7 KB, 502x417, 138838320458[1].jpg) Anonymous (ID: 5aXurzyj) 03/10/14(Mon)16:03:52 No.536570929 >Go to shopping centre to buy food >They're talking about you boy >But you're still the same >Qt3.14 cashier girl smiles at me >I smirk back whilst inserting another toothpick >She leans in and hands me my receipt >My tooth pick falls onto the floor because I saw cleavage >She actually picks it up and hands it back >Oops there you go ;) >I pause for 4 seconds >Y-You too >Realise I'm late for my bus because I can't drive yet llegally [Autism Intensifies] >I run and just about catch it >Sit at back of bus and engage my mysterious aura whilst listening to drive soundtrack >Notice 7/10 giving me severe mires >Assert dominance by staring back >You keep me under your spell >You keep me under your spell >Decide to write my number down >I follow her off at her stop in dangerous violation of my privilege >Don't know where the f--- I am >Hey >Hi :) >*I take off my £900 lambskin driving gloves* >I noticed you looking at me >Yeah :) >Reach into back pocket of jeans and hand her piece of paper >I pause for a few seconds to buffer my aura >I think you dropped this >I smirk and walk away into the sunset >I check my back pocket, I still have the paper with my number on >Mfw i gave her my shopping receipt >A real human bean So /b/ how was your day

Drive (2011)
literally me drive the driver ryan gosling greentext

Time Anon Acted Like a Driver


Drive (2011)
literally me drive the driver ryan gosling greentext

Anon Drives

ITT times you acted like the Driver Anonymous 12/15/18(Sat)12:17:21 No.49864792 >sitting alone in the dark in my room >Mom calls out "Anon i need you to go pick up some pizza for dinner". >"You have 5 minutes, you give me the pizza money and I'm yours". >Put on my XXL Scorpion Jacket i made in textiles class (all chicks there, rolling in p----) >Take off my "For the Horde" wrist support for my carpal tunnel and put on my driving gloves >Get a toothpick from the pantry, time to roll >Hop in my Ford Fiesta and put on my shades >Drive to Dominos >Cute girl behind counter smiling at (she mirin) >She asks me something >Stare away for a few minutes to build tension and mystique >Go to answer >F--- >Forgot what she said >shitwatdo >"I Drive" >Stare at her until she breaks eye-contact >alphaasfuck >Drive home >"Where's the Pizza Anon?" >"Did it happen again?" >I nod silently >"I'll make you some hot pockets" she says >I wanted hot pockets all along A real human bean
ITT times you acted like the Driver Anonymous 12/15/18(Sat)12:17:21 No.49864792 >sitting alone in the dark in my room >Mom calls out "Anon i need you to go pick up some pizza for dinner". >"You have 5 minutes, you give me the pizza money and I'm yours". >Put on my XXL Scorpion Jacket i made in textiles class (all chicks there, rolling in p----) >Take off my "For the Horde" wrist support for my carpal tunnel and put on my driving gloves >Get a toothpick from the pantry, time to roll >Hop in my Ford Fiesta and put on my shades >Drive to Dominos >Cute girl behind counter smiling at (she mirin) >She asks me something >Stare away for a few minutes to build tension and mystique >Go to answer >F--- >Forgot what she said >shitwatdo >"I Drive" >Stare at her until she breaks eye-contact >alphaasfuck >Drive home >"Where's the Pizza Anon?" >"Did it happen again?" >I nod silently >"I'll make you some hot pockets" she says >I wanted hot pockets all along A real human bean

Drive (2011)
literally me drive the driver ryan gosling greentext

Fitizen gets inspired by Drive

Anonymous 04/30/13(Tue)03:26 No. 19587907 Replies: >>19587967 >>19588283 File: 1367306782391.jpg-(56 KB, 604x694, 1344194140542.jpg) 4 W >>19587824 >Watch Drive >Decide Im going to be like the Driver >Figure if I count out 4 Mississippi's in my head then answer III fit it perfect >Next Day in class > Conversation is about abortions >Entire class is debating, im sitting quietly with a toothpick in my mouth >"Alright how about Anon, we havent heard a peep from you yet" >Get to 3 mississippis >"Anon just tell us if you think abortions should be legal" >2 mississippis and some girl yells out "Anon prbly likes to kill babies" >Without thinking I shoot up "You shut your mouth. Or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and I'll shut it for you." >Whole class is looking at me while im standing pointing my finger at the girl with my driving gloves on >Slowly back out of room I forgot my backpack and I never went back for it
Anonymous 04/30/13(Tue)03:26 No. 19587907 Replies: >>19587967 >>19588283 File: 1367306782391.jpg-(56 KB, 604x694, 1344194140542.jpg) 4 W >>19587824 >Watch Drive >Decide Im going to be like the Driver >Figure if I count out 4 Mississippi's in my head then answer III fit it perfect >Next Day in class > Conversation is about abortions >Entire class is debating, im sitting quietly with a toothpick in my mouth >"Alright how about Anon, we havent heard a peep from you yet" >Get to 3 mississippis >"Anon just tell us if you think abortions should be legal" >2 mississippis and some girl yells out "Anon prbly likes to kill babies" >Without thinking I shoot up "You shut your mouth. Or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and I'll shut it for you." >Whole class is looking at me while im standing pointing my finger at the girl with my driving gloves on >Slowly back out of room I forgot my backpack and I never went back for it

Drive (2011)
literally me drive the driver ryan gosling greentext /fit/

Anon Drives

Anonymoose !Wb0VYQHX5M 01/19/16(Tue)12:32:42 No.65076812 ► >>65082713 >>65083532 >>65083963 >>65086110 >>65088680 >>65092878 File: image.jpg (2.92 MB, 4256x2832) >Me and qt coworker finishing work late and closing up >"Ah anon can you drive me home? my dad bailed on me and it's pretty dark" >".. >"..yeah I drive" >She smiles and gets in the car with me >On the way home she ask to stop by a gas station to pick up some things >"you give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand? >she laughs softly and says "you're so cute sometimes anon, I'll be back in a second" >5 minute 1 second later she isn't back >floor it
Anonymoose !Wb0VYQHX5M 01/19/16(Tue)12:32:42 No.65076812 ► >>65082713 >>65083532 >>65083963 >>65086110 >>65088680 >>65092878 File: image.jpg (2.92 MB, 4256x2832) >Me and qt coworker finishing work late and closing up >"Ah anon can you drive me home? my dad bailed on me and it's pretty dark" >".. >"..yeah I drive" >She smiles and gets in the car with me >On the way home she ask to stop by a gas station to pick up some things >"you give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand? >she laughs softly and says "you're so cute sometimes anon, I'll be back in a second" >5 minute 1 second later she isn't back >floor it

Drive (2011)
literally me drive the driver ryan gosling greentext

Anon imitates Ryan Gosling's character from Drive

>> Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)19:47 No.28612461 Replies: >>28612507 >>28612537 >>28612602 >>28612690 >>28612734>>28612859 >>28613094>>28613453 >>28613487 >>28613683 >>28613722 >>28615415>>28616514>>28616645 >watch Drive with friend >calls me up one day to pick him up and drive him somewhere >preparing, I put on a cool jacket, put on some gloves (cool) and quickly download the OST of Drive >I drive up to his place >he is waiting, along with two girls, one of whom I remember from back in high school but never spoke to >I greet them with a slight nod, but don't say a word as they come in >friend is smiling, doesn't laugh though, so as not to break my act >the girl from high school sits in the passenger's seat; I always had a crush on her >she starts talking to me >I always take five seconds before answering her questions as shortly as possible >we just drive silently, while the OST is playing >next day, my friend says the girl was asking about me a lot >"Really? What did she say?" >my friend doesn't respond because he doesn't exist >I have no friends >there were no girls >I stare at the ceiling of my bedroom
>> Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)19:47 No.28612461 Replies: >>28612507 >>28612537 >>28612602 >>28612690 >>28612734>>28612859 >>28613094>>28613453 >>28613487 >>28613683 >>28613722 >>28615415>>28616514>>28616645 >watch Drive with friend >calls me up one day to pick him up and drive him somewhere >preparing, I put on a cool jacket, put on some gloves (cool) and quickly download the OST of Drive >I drive up to his place >he is waiting, along with two girls, one of whom I remember from back in high school but never spoke to >I greet them with a slight nod, but don't say a word as they come in >friend is smiling, doesn't laugh though, so as not to break my act >the girl from high school sits in the passenger's seat; I always had a crush on her >she starts talking to me >I always take five seconds before answering her questions as shortly as possible >we just drive silently, while the OST is playing >next day, my friend says the girl was asking about me a lot >"Really? What did she say?" >my friend doesn't respond because he doesn't exist >I have no friends >there were no girls >I stare at the ceiling of my bedroom

Drive (2011)
literally me drive the driver ryan gosling greentext

Anon Volunteers to Drive

>> >> Anonymous 03/12/16(Sat)00:17:20 >be at community college staring at my coffee in the commons >see flier for liberal arts class field trip reminder >show up at time and date and take seat in the back >professor says their driver is sick and they need a volunteer >wait 10 seconds before raising my hands >asks for my name >"I drive" >"okay do you know the area" >nod convincingly No.66957088 ► >>66957125 >>66957323 >16 passenger van is filled with 15 people >professor says someone is running late and asks me to hold on >tell him he's got a 5 minute window >"that's fair" >take off like a bat out of hell >30 minutes of drive time and half way through the drive ost >"do you know where we are, we should have been their 20 minutes ago" >tell him he doesn't need to know the route and turn up the music >30 more minutes and people are agitated and yelling at me >blow into the safeco field parking garage quickly exit and put on my Mariners cap >I don't even take that class >I'm not in college >I don't have a license Anonymous 03/12/16(Sat)00:19:05 No.66957125 ▸ >>66957088 ΚΕΚ
>> >> Anonymous 03/12/16(Sat)00:17:20 >be at community college staring at my coffee in the commons >see flier for liberal arts class field trip reminder >show up at time and date and take seat in the back >professor says their driver is sick and they need a volunteer >wait 10 seconds before raising my hands >asks for my name >"I drive" >"okay do you know the area" >nod convincingly No.66957088 ► >>66957125 >>66957323 >16 passenger van is filled with 15 people >professor says someone is running late and asks me to hold on >tell him he's got a 5 minute window >"that's fair" >take off like a bat out of hell >30 minutes of drive time and half way through the drive ost >"do you know where we are, we should have been their 20 minutes ago" >tell him he doesn't need to know the route and turn up the music >30 more minutes and people are agitated and yelling at me >blow into the safeco field parking garage quickly exit and put on my Mariners cap >I don't even take that class >I'm not in college >I don't have a license Anonymous 03/12/16(Sat)00:19:05 No.66957125 ▸ >>66957088 ΚΕΚ

Drive (2011)
literally me drive the driver ryan gosling greentext

Times When You Acted Like the Driver

File: 1357412735973.jpg-(327 KB, 1680x1050, drive_wallpaper.jpg) Anonymous (ID: EP7WXf32) 01/05/13(Sat)14:05:35 No.448800618 Times when you acted like the Driver in real life? I'll get the ball rolling with a story of my own: >be.cab driver downtown >fare hops in, smokin' hot gamer girl, probably a 9/10 >she says "all right, let's ride" >i don't say anything, just slowly push the accelerator >i can tell the anticipation is killing her >"can't you go any faster?" Drive >suddenly I hit the gas >if my hands weren't sheathed in racing gloves, they'd be visibly white from clutching the wheel >she's clearly excited >we're f------ cruising now, way past safe speeds >open the glovebox and start showing her images of dead bodies >don't say anything, just keep driving and showing her bodies >every image she yells "f--- yeah!"; the more death, the louder her cheering >both getting turned on as f--- >finally found a girl that gets my sociopathic lust for violence >distracted, I slam into the side of a bank >all of the people in line scream and run away as I plow through >I yell out "STOP! 0x00000116! 0x854B7960! 0x8BCF36C0! 0x00000000! 0x00000002!" >she is visibly confused, then confusion turns to anger >starts punching me and screaming "I was on a f------ killstreak!" >mfw I am nvlddmkm.sys Anonymous (ID: s8kyveOP) 01/05/13(Sat)14:10:26 No.448801512 lol nice one op
File: 1357412735973.jpg-(327 KB, 1680x1050, drive_wallpaper.jpg) Anonymous (ID: EP7WXf32) 01/05/13(Sat)14:05:35 No.448800618 Times when you acted like the Driver in real life? I'll get the ball rolling with a story of my own: >be.cab driver downtown >fare hops in, smokin' hot gamer girl, probably a 9/10 >she says "all right, let's ride" >i don't say anything, just slowly push the accelerator >i can tell the anticipation is killing her >"can't you go any faster?" Drive >suddenly I hit the gas >if my hands weren't sheathed in racing gloves, they'd be visibly white from clutching the wheel >she's clearly excited >we're f------ cruising now, way past safe speeds >open the glovebox and start showing her images of dead bodies >don't say anything, just keep driving and showing her bodies >every image she yells "f--- yeah!"; the more death, the louder her cheering >both getting turned on as f--- >finally found a girl that gets my sociopathic lust for violence >distracted, I slam into the side of a bank >all of the people in line scream and run away as I plow through >I yell out "STOP! 0x00000116! 0x854B7960! 0x8BCF36C0! 0x00000000! 0x00000002!" >she is visibly confused, then confusion turns to anger >starts punching me and screaming "I was on a f------ killstreak!" >mfw I am nvlddmkm.sys Anonymous (ID: s8kyveOP) 01/05/13(Sat)14:10:26 No.448801512 lol nice one op

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Anon Drives

File: driver.jpg (36 KB, 580x322) Anonymous 01/24/18(Wed)12:22:03 No.93670945 ► >>93671156 >be me >watch drive >best f------ film ever >It comes at the right time. I need a change in my life and I'm going back to college >Get a new haircut, a jacket and try to become as calm as possible >ff one week >"Excuse me, why are you in this class?" >wait 4 seconds to answer >I want to become more like the driver >Third day at college >Feelin confident. Standing tall and relaxed >"It's just the right class for me" >People giggle for some reason >Keep a resting face >"How come?" >wait another 4 seconds >"I read a lot" >Some girls next to me burst out laughing >Get in classroom. Sit in the corner. Sing in my head for a while >Female teacher calls me out >notAgain.jpg >I try keeping my cool so that they think I don't crumble under pressure >"You're in the wrong class. This is marketing analytics" >People still laughing >Realize I'm in the wrong building >I'm probably as red as a f------ tomato by now >tryin my hardest to keep a calm resting face >"yeah" >leave class slowly without a reaction >Feel the tears behind my eyes as I go home in my bike >They're talkin about you, boy >But you're still the same
File: driver.jpg (36 KB, 580x322) Anonymous 01/24/18(Wed)12:22:03 No.93670945 ► >>93671156 >be me >watch drive >best f------ film ever >It comes at the right time. I need a change in my life and I'm going back to college >Get a new haircut, a jacket and try to become as calm as possible >ff one week >"Excuse me, why are you in this class?" >wait 4 seconds to answer >I want to become more like the driver >Third day at college >Feelin confident. Standing tall and relaxed >"It's just the right class for me" >People giggle for some reason >Keep a resting face >"How come?" >wait another 4 seconds >"I read a lot" >Some girls next to me burst out laughing >Get in classroom. Sit in the corner. Sing in my head for a while >Female teacher calls me out >notAgain.jpg >I try keeping my cool so that they think I don't crumble under pressure >"You're in the wrong class. This is marketing analytics" >People still laughing >Realize I'm in the wrong building >I'm probably as red as a f------ tomato by now >tryin my hardest to keep a calm resting face >"yeah" >leave class slowly without a reaction >Feel the tears behind my eyes as I go home in my bike >They're talkin about you, boy >But you're still the same

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Anon Gets Obsessed With Drive

File: 1372561919126.jpg-(60 KB, 800x800, Feel Drive.jpg) That Feel > She walks away. > Ride home listening to Kavinsky. > Get home. > Watch Drive for the 8th time. > Masturbate to Carey Mulligan. > Think about the lookalike. > Think about what could have been. > She could have been my Love Foxxx > Cry. > Fall asleep. Anonymous 06/29/13(Sat)23:11 No.34598169 Replies: >>34598812 >>34598885 > Watch Drive. > Get obsessed. > Want to become like The Driver. > Buy Scorpion jacket and driving gloves. > Drive around in my car with toothpick in mouth. > Stop at a red light. > Get dirty looks from car next to mine. > Don't care. > See a Carey Mulligan lookalike on the sidewalk. > I drive up and park next to her. > I stare at her. > She seems to be waiting for someone. > "What do you want?" She says in an angry tone. > I wait 47 seconds to reply. > "I want to drive you through the night, down the hills" > "Get away from me creep."
File: 1372561919126.jpg-(60 KB, 800x800, Feel Drive.jpg) That Feel > She walks away. > Ride home listening to Kavinsky. > Get home. > Watch Drive for the 8th time. > Masturbate to Carey Mulligan. > Think about the lookalike. > Think about what could have been. > She could have been my Love Foxxx > Cry. > Fall asleep. Anonymous 06/29/13(Sat)23:11 No.34598169 Replies: >>34598812 >>34598885 > Watch Drive. > Get obsessed. > Want to become like The Driver. > Buy Scorpion jacket and driving gloves. > Drive around in my car with toothpick in mouth. > Stop at a red light. > Get dirty looks from car next to mine. > Don't care. > See a Carey Mulligan lookalike on the sidewalk. > I drive up and park next to her. > I stare at her. > She seems to be waiting for someone. > "What do you want?" She says in an angry tone. > I wait 47 seconds to reply. > "I want to drive you through the night, down the hills" > "Get away from me creep."

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