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It was my first combat encounter too... | /r/dndmemes

Me, distressed after killing a PC in my first session as a DM My players, laughing at their own bad luck
Me, distressed after killing a PC in my first session as a DM My players, laughing at their own bad luck

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So many bad DMs to avoid, be careful out there my dudes! | /r/dndmemes

When I DM I like to level cap my players at 1/3 of their age. When I DM, I prohibit characters from being taller than the player. Really 5'-2"? Sorry no 6 footers for you. When I DM, I set my players HP maximums to the number of digits of Pi that can say off the cuff during session zero. When I DM, Elven Rangers have to sell cookies to level up. When I DM, I like to limit a character's strength to how many pounds their player can bench divided by 60. When I DM, my players must carry everything in their character's inventory to the game. When DMing I limit XP to how much I'm being paid. I also include micro-transactions for specialized equipment, races, and classes. When I DM, rogues who use hide as their cunning action must leave the room and remain out of sight until their next turn. When I DM I make all my players... ok, let me be honest. I've never DMed and only played D&D once in middle school because my history teacher was hot. His name was Frank and he killed my Elf at level 1. When I DM like to limit my players + dmg to the number of large marshmallows they can fit in their mouth When I DM, players must pay tribute to me with gifts of spices or precious gems. If their gifts displease me, I cast them into the volcano in my back yard. When I DM, I like to cap PCs' Charisma to their body count
When I DM I like to level cap my players at 1/3 of their age. When I DM, I prohibit characters from being taller than the player. Really 5'-2"? Sorry no 6 footers for you. When I DM, I set my players HP maximums to the number of digits of Pi that can say off the cuff during session zero. When I DM, Elven Rangers have to sell cookies to level up. When I DM, I like to limit a character's strength to how many pounds their player can bench divided by 60. When I DM, my players must carry everything in their character's inventory to the game. When DMing I limit XP to how much I'm being paid. I also include micro-transactions for specialized equipment, races, and classes. When I DM, rogues who use hide as their cunning action must leave the room and remain out of sight until their next turn. When I DM I make all my players... ok, let me be honest. I've never DMed and only played D&D once in middle school because my history teacher was hot. His name was Frank and he killed my Elf at level 1. When I DM like to limit my players + dmg to the number of large marshmallows they can fit in their mouth When I DM, players must pay tribute to me with gifts of spices or precious gems. If their gifts displease me, I cast them into the volcano in my back yard. When I DM, I like to cap PCs' Charisma to their body count

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I dont know why the overall vibe about it seems so negative... | /r/dndmemes

SO YOU THINK THE 5.5 MATERIAL IS AN OVERALL IMPROVEMENT TO THE 5E MATERIAL FOR MOST CLASSES? imgflip.com I DO, AND I'M TIRED OF PRETENDING IT'S NOT
SO YOU THINK THE 5.5 MATERIAL IS AN OVERALL IMPROVEMENT TO THE 5E MATERIAL FOR MOST CLASSES? imgflip.com I DO, AND I'M TIRED OF PRETENDING IT'S NOT

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Vecna Reborn, Critical Role, Don't Say Vecna, & EVE OF RUIN. | /r/dndmemes

D&D Players How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?
D&D Players How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?

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p..please don't. | /r/dndmemes

POV XX YOU'RE A MINON WHO MISSED YOUR ATTACK ON THE FIGHTER WITH RIPOSTE
POV XX YOU'RE A MINON WHO MISSED YOUR ATTACK ON THE FIGHTER WITH RIPOSTE

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Equity | /r/dndmemes

imgflip.com Who wants to use Silvery Barbs? Who wants their DM to use it?
imgflip.com Who wants to use Silvery Barbs? Who wants their DM to use it?

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There’s always one | /r/dndmemes

The dragon The paladin: -1 The wizard: 12 The group stealth check to escape the red dragon's cave T The monk: 17 CT 6559 The rogue: 23 imgflip.com
The dragon The paladin: -1 The wizard: 12 The group stealth check to escape the red dragon's cave T The monk: 17 CT 6559 The rogue: 23 imgflip.com

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I mean, if dude is trying to pull off a 20 INT PC but spells Rogue, Rouge on their character sheet.....

When I DM I like to limit a characters intelligence to my estimation of that player's IQ. Tell us you are a bad DM without actually saying you are a bad DM. Like Reply 52
When I DM I like to limit a characters intelligence to my estimation of that player's IQ. Tell us you are a bad DM without actually saying you are a bad DM. Like Reply 52

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They’re going to feel that vicious mockery in the morning | /r/dndmemes

War cleric Bard Since you claim you're so much wiser, why's your life spent all alone?
War cleric Bard Since you claim you're so much wiser, why's your life spent all alone?

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"I forbid you from your own dungeon." | /r/dndmemes

"So you guys going to enter my undead filled dungeon or? Lich "Okay I'm done casting forbiddence. Cleric
"So you guys going to enter my undead filled dungeon or? Lich "Okay I'm done casting forbiddence. Cleric

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True story | /r/dndmemes

How you expect DnD to be IONS A ALRLE 0:00 How it really is Jake | Abbess of Urumi Today at 7:13 PM hey remember the devil that Pauly tried to convince to help her? He was being controlled by the xaryxians DM Today at 7:17 PM Yeah! Jake | Abbess of Urumi Today at 7:26 PM ok cool. please tell my wife about him she thinks I'm making it up
How you expect DnD to be IONS A ALRLE 0:00 How it really is Jake | Abbess of Urumi Today at 7:13 PM hey remember the devil that Pauly tried to convince to help her? He was being controlled by the xaryxians DM Today at 7:17 PM Yeah! Jake | Abbess of Urumi Today at 7:26 PM ok cool. please tell my wife about him she thinks I'm making it up

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First time playing DnD with friends | /r/dndmemes

Party: So in DnD we can basically do anything? DM: Well yes, but actually no
Party: So in DnD we can basically do anything? DM: Well yes, but actually no

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I unlocked the ultimate religion | /r/dndmemes

11:46 T < Character Builder - D&D Beyond D&D BEYOND 75% ? 1. RACE 2. CLASS 3. ABILITIES 昌 Character Level: 2 Milestone Advancement Max Hit Points: 15 Hit Dice: 2d8 Starting Class Light Domain Cleric Level 1 CLASS FEATURES MANAGE HP OPTIONAL FEATURE SPELLS ✔ MANAGER Nature Domain Cleric CLASS FEATURES + Add Another Class ||| Level 1 OPTIONAL FEATURE SPELLS ✓ MANAGER < PREV NEXT >
11:46 T < Character Builder - D&D Beyond D&D BEYOND 75% ? 1. RACE 2. CLASS 3. ABILITIES 昌 Character Level: 2 Milestone Advancement Max Hit Points: 15 Hit Dice: 2d8 Starting Class Light Domain Cleric Level 1 CLASS FEATURES MANAGE HP OPTIONAL FEATURE SPELLS ✔ MANAGER Nature Domain Cleric CLASS FEATURES + Add Another Class ||| Level 1 OPTIONAL FEATURE SPELLS ✓ MANAGER < PREV NEXT >

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Last night’s game | /r/dndmemes

It's D&D night EN TAFE We find treasure Some of the items radiate magic! There's an loun Stone! It's an loun Stone of Mastery! F
It's D&D night EN TAFE We find treasure Some of the items radiate magic! There's an loun Stone! It's an loun Stone of Mastery! F

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Or as my wizard’s less intelligent companions call it, a phylactedactal… | /r/dndmemes

LICH YOU USE CLONE TO BECOME IMMORTAL AND BECOME THE HERO, LEVEL 15 WIZARD I USE A PHYLACTERY TO ACHIEVE THE SAME THING AND BECOME THE VILLAIN, imgflip.com LICH THAT DOESN'T SEEM FAIR.
LICH YOU USE CLONE TO BECOME IMMORTAL AND BECOME THE HERO, LEVEL 15 WIZARD I USE A PHYLACTERY TO ACHIEVE THE SAME THING AND BECOME THE VILLAIN, imgflip.com LICH THAT DOESN'T SEEM FAIR.

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apparently my games are too political | /r/dndmemes

imgflip.com PLAYERS START MY MY ONESHOT ASKED TO HELP THE BUREAU OF ALCOHOL TOBACCO AND POTIONS, IATP] THEY ARE ABOUT TO SIEGE A CULT'S FORTRESS IN THE MOUNTAINS THE CULT IS CALLED THE SONS OF WACCO
imgflip.com PLAYERS START MY MY ONESHOT ASKED TO HELP THE BUREAU OF ALCOHOL TOBACCO AND POTIONS, IATP] THEY ARE ABOUT TO SIEGE A CULT'S FORTRESS IN THE MOUNTAINS THE CULT IS CALLED THE SONS OF WACCO

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Wizard: I love it! I'm gonna spam Polymorph even more now! DM: Shit. | /r/dndmemes

Wizard: I cast Polymorph, and turn the Barbarian into a T-Rex! Expectation: 中身 What the DM gave them: Fut A<37. T-REX Wizard: DM: Yeeeah... So the dinos in this campaign are from the Feywilds... Sooo...
Wizard: I cast Polymorph, and turn the Barbarian into a T-Rex! Expectation: 中身 What the DM gave them: Fut A<37. T-REX Wizard: DM: Yeeeah... So the dinos in this campaign are from the Feywilds... Sooo...

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Pep Talk | /r/dndmemes

BUT, ONE SEC. CHÉ CRAWFORD YOUR TURN. I PLAN TO HIT IT WITH MY SWORD. @THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK GET YOUR SET TOGETHER. THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK.COM
BUT, ONE SEC. CHÉ CRAWFORD YOUR TURN. I PLAN TO HIT IT WITH MY SWORD. @THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK GET YOUR SET TOGETHER. THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK.COM

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Look, I like Venca but this was a bit of a weird move. | /r/dndmemes

DEAD BY DAYLIGHT DUNGEONS DRAGONS So you are putting Vecna into Dead by Daylight? Yup. But The Entity typically goes for killers who would not only be trapped in its realm, but also provide a fair challenge for the survivors. Yup 0 ALIC And Vecna is a multiverse traveling god who can likely escape the realm and kill the survivors with a simple glare, right? The sounds about right 36 RED 0 So why did you pick him instead of a mind flayer? Because he's popular.
DEAD BY DAYLIGHT DUNGEONS DRAGONS So you are putting Vecna into Dead by Daylight? Yup. But The Entity typically goes for killers who would not only be trapped in its realm, but also provide a fair challenge for the survivors. Yup 0 ALIC And Vecna is a multiverse traveling god who can likely escape the realm and kill the survivors with a simple glare, right? The sounds about right 36 RED 0 So why did you pick him instead of a mind flayer? Because he's popular.

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Oh you wanna mouth off at the BBEG in his castle? | /r/dndmemes

You disrespect the high level enemy NPC's? Straight to character creation. You try to tame or seduce a high level monster? Straight to character creation. NEN You kill an innocent low level NPC? Straight to character creation right away. See how that works? Low level, high level? I have fantastic TTRPG players who take my world and its inhabitants seriously.... because of character creation.
You disrespect the high level enemy NPC's? Straight to character creation. You try to tame or seduce a high level monster? Straight to character creation. NEN You kill an innocent low level NPC? Straight to character creation right away. See how that works? Low level, high level? I have fantastic TTRPG players who take my world and its inhabitants seriously.... because of character creation.

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