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Hot Larry Summers @slavojvibecheck ... Replying to @barry Dogs are short, Sumerian taverns were dark & crowded with men wearing tunics, and this is how they drank beer at the time. That's a d--- joke! 8:49 PM · Mar 9, 2022 · Twitter for Android
Hot Larry Summers @slavojvibecheck ... Replying to @barry Dogs are short, Sumerian taverns were dark & crowded with men wearing tunics, and this is how they drank beer at the time. That's a d--- joke! 8:49 PM · Mar 9, 2022 · Twitter for Android

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Sumerian Bar Joke Explanation #2

Lin Manuel Rwanda @LinManuelRwanda And now we can finally explain the joke: A friendly dog walks into a bar. His eyes do not see anything. He should open them. 4:53 PM · Mar 20, 2022 · Twitter Web App
Lin Manuel Rwanda @LinManuelRwanda And now we can finally explain the joke: A friendly dog walks into a bar. His eyes do not see anything. He should open them. 4:53 PM · Mar 20, 2022 · Twitter Web App

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The Virgin Dog of Sumer vs The Chad Catholic Space Doggo

The Virgin Dog of Sumer The Chad Catholic Space Doggo Rational soul gifted Sees the glory of Creation t to him by God Humor has aged badly; no one understands him and the evil of heresy Can't see anything "Blood of Christ, inebriate me." Degenerate alcoholic Probably bought copper from Ea-Nasir Clad in adamantium armor forged by angels Riddled with disease from Remains faithful to wife too many despite years on crusade "widows"
The Virgin Dog of Sumer The Chad Catholic Space Doggo Rational soul gifted Sees the glory of Creation t to him by God Humor has aged badly; no one understands him and the evil of heresy Can't see anything "Blood of Christ, inebriate me." Degenerate alcoholic Probably bought copper from Ea-Nasir Clad in adamantium armor forged by angels Riddled with disease from Remains faithful to wife too many despite years on crusade "widows"

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i won't sleep until sumerian dog joke is loss-level mainstream meme culture!!!!!!!!

Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau i won't sleep until sumerian dog joke is loss-level mainstream meme culture!!!!!!!! Dr. Economy Stonks @DoctorPenisBoob · Mar 17 "the sumerian dog joke doesn't make sense" okay imagine explaining why this is funny to anyone 50 years out in either direction Show this thread 7:54 PM · Mar 17, 2022 · Twitter Web App
Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau i won't sleep until sumerian dog joke is loss-level mainstream meme culture!!!!!!!! Dr. Economy Stonks @DoctorPenisBoob · Mar 17 "the sumerian dog joke doesn't make sense" okay imagine explaining why this is funny to anyone 50 years out in either direction Show this thread 7:54 PM · Mar 17, 2022 · Twitter Web App

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okay imagine explaining why this is funny to anyone 50 years out in either direction

Dr. Economy Stonks @DoctorPenisBoob "the sumerian dog joke doesn't make sense" okay imagine explaining why this is funny to anyone 50 years out in either direction 青 1:11 PM · Mar 17, 2022 · Twitter for Android
Dr. Economy Stonks @DoctorPenisBoob "the sumerian dog joke doesn't make sense" okay imagine explaining why this is funny to anyone 50 years out in either direction 青 1:11 PM · Mar 17, 2022 · Twitter for Android

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Funniest Shit I've Ever Heard

AND THEN THE DOG SAYS, I'LL OPEN THIS ONE! FUNNIEST S--- I'VE EVER HEARD
AND THEN THE DOG SAYS, I'LL OPEN THIS ONE! FUNNIEST S--- I'VE EVER HEARD

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What if a dog walked into a tavern

walked into a What if a dog tavern and said "I can't see a thing" "I'll open this one",
walked into a What if a dog tavern and said "I can't see a thing" "I'll open this one",

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Sumerian Bar Joke Explanation #1

Abby Held @abbyfheld ... Replying to @depthsofwiki Sumerian taverns are also brothels. A double entendre occurs in line 74. "Igi nu-mu-un-du[8]" refers to an unopened eye; but "nu mu un su" means widow. The dog enters and says both "I don't see anything" and "I don't see anything but widows." He pairs off with one (taka[4]) 73. ur-gir15-re ec2-dam-cez in-kurg-ma 74. nij2 na-me igi nu-mu-un-dug 75. ne-en jal2 taka4-en-e-ce 5.78 (cf. 6.2.3: UET 6/2 264) 6:21 AM · Mar 10, 2022 · Twitter for Android
Abby Held @abbyfheld ... Replying to @depthsofwiki Sumerian taverns are also brothels. A double entendre occurs in line 74. "Igi nu-mu-un-du[8]" refers to an unopened eye; but "nu mu un su" means widow. The dog enters and says both "I don't see anything" and "I don't see anything but widows." He pairs off with one (taka[4]) 73. ur-gir15-re ec2-dam-cez in-kurg-ma 74. nij2 na-me igi nu-mu-un-dug 75. ne-en jal2 taka4-en-e-ce 5.78 (cf. 6.2.3: UET 6/2 264) 6:21 AM · Mar 10, 2022 · Twitter for Android

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Depths of Wikipedia Shares Sumerian Bar Joke

depths of wikipedia @depthsofwiki ... WIKIPEDIA One of the earliest examples of bar jokes is Sumerian (c. 4500–1900 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog walked into a tavern and said, 'I can't see a thing. I'll open this one'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.[1] 7:44 PM · Mar 9, 2022 · Twitter Web App
depths of wikipedia @depthsofwiki ... WIKIPEDIA One of the earliest examples of bar jokes is Sumerian (c. 4500–1900 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog walked into a tavern and said, 'I can't see a thing. I'll open this one'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.[1] 7:44 PM · Mar 9, 2022 · Twitter Web App

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One of the earliest examples of bar jokes is Sumerian (c. 4500–1900 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog walked into a tavern and said, 'l can't see a thing. I'll open this one'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.[1]
One of the earliest examples of bar jokes is Sumerian (c. 4500–1900 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog walked into a tavern and said, 'l can't see a thing. I'll open this one'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.[1]

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Dog/bar joke

DOGS BE LIKE "TLL OPEN THIS ONE" MY BROTHER YOU CAN'T SEE A THING IN CHRIST
DOGS BE LIKE "TLL OPEN THIS ONE" MY BROTHER YOU CAN'T SEE A THING IN CHRIST

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