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One of the earliest examples of bar jokes is Sumerian (c. 4500–1900 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog walked into a tavern and said, 'l can't see a thing. I'll open this one'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.[1]

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Sumerian Bar Joke


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Hot Larry Summers @slavojvibecheck ... Replying to @barry Dogs are short, Sumerian taverns were dark & crowded with men wearing tunics, and this is how they drank beer at the time. That's a d--- joke! 8:49 PM · Mar 9, 2022 · Twitter for Android
Lin Manuel Rwanda @LinManuelRwanda And now we can finally explain the joke: A friendly dog walks into a bar. His eyes do not see anything. He should open them. 4:53 PM · Mar 20, 2022 · Twitter Web App
The Virgin Dog of Sumer The Chad Catholic Space Doggo Rational soul gifted Sees the glory of Creation t to him by God Humor has aged badly; no one understands him and the evil of heresy Can't see anything "Blood of Christ, inebriate me." Degenerate alcoholic Probably bought copper from Ea-Nasir Clad in adamantium armor forged by angels Riddled with disease from Remains faithful to wife too many despite years on crusade "widows"
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