![Anonymous (ID: 1fAfq6A/) [+] 67 KB JPG job is to destroy the reddit of all places 12/21/24(Sat)00:47:46 No.491953757 >>491952538 (OP) # i only had to go to that s--- hole to keep tabs on the canada post strike since no one here cared about it, but what i saw was the following >anyone that disagreed with the union's strike was a russian bot or a hired bad faith actor from canada post, whose image of the union workers on f------ >being a mail man is the most dangerous job in the world. more so than policemen or fishermen >for some reason, this is trump's fault even though he's not even in office and this is a canadian exclusive problem. >people would vote for trudeau again even after his lies and economy crashing was his fault for why they need to strike in the first place, because pierre pollivere is "trump 2.0" >did i mention this is somehow trump's fault again? i f------ hate redditors. >>491970453 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/973/455/8ad.png "Canadian Anon hates Redditors | /r/Greentext")
Greentext Stories
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Green text Stories are anecdotes written in short, concise sentences that are often shared on the image board 4chan using the site's "green-text" code. Green text stories differ from ">Implying" green text comments, which are used to mock another user’s statement or challenge the validity of their argument.
Origin
Due to 4chan’s lack of a built-in archival system, the original green text story is unknown. Previously archived threads on the now-defunct Chanarchive indicated that green text threads began appearing in early 2010, the earliest of which contained several stories sharing various awkward moments in the /r9k/[2] (robot9001) board posted on March 3rd, 2010.
Spread
On November 23rd, 2010, FunnyJunk[7] user DietWater submitted a screenshot of a green text story thread containing disturbing childhood memories (shown below).
On August 21st, 2011, Redditor Glonn submitted a green text story about an intimate encounter with a disabled girl at summer camp to the /r/4chan subreddit,[6] garnering upwards of 1,000 up votes and 30 comments prior to being archived (shown below).
Two days later, the /r/greentext[4]subreddit was launched, which accumulated more than 5,300 subscribers in the next three years. On September 12th, 2012, Redditor bacon_pants submitted a green text story about a man wearing a musketeer costume to the /r/4chan[5] subreddit, which received over 9,200 up votes and 110 comments prior to being archived (shown below).
On February 20th, 2013, a Facebook[3] page titled "Green Text Stories" was launched, gaining upwards of 2,200 likes in one year. On April 9th, BuzzFeed[9] published a list titled "The Greatest Things That Have Ever Happened on 4chan," which highlighted several notable green text stories. On April 16th, Redditor Archduke Caligula submitted a Shrek-themed green text story to the /r/FiftyFifty[8] subreddit, accumulating more than 2,300 up votes and 110 comments prior to being archived (shown below).
Notable Examples
Spaghetti Stories
Spaghetti Stories are a type of bait-and-switch copypasta posted on 4chan to "troll" others under the pretext of recounting a socially awkward or humiliating situation in greentext. While the plot may vary from one to another, each story ends when spaghetti suddenly falls out of one’s pocket or fanny pack.
Fucking Gamestop
Fucking Gamestop is a type of greentext story posted on 4chan containing fake experiences with the American video game and entertainment software retailer Gamestop, ending with the expression “Fucking Gamestop."
Burst Into Treats
Burst Into Treats is a bait-and-switch copypasta commonly used on 4chan imageboards to conclude a seemingly believable greentext story about a personal experience involving embarrassing or emotionally moving moments, with a person exploding into "treats" at the end of each story.
Mom's Spaghetti
Mom's Spaghetti is a bait-and-switch copypasta derived from the lyrics of Eminem’s 2002 hit rap single “Lose Yourself.” Originating from the 4chan imageboard community, it is a notable example of spaghetti stories that usually start out as a personal anecdote about an embarrassing or socially awkward episode before ending abruptly with a sudden appearance of spaghetti.
It Was My Privilege
"It Was My Privilege" is a sarcastic expression used as the punchline in greentext stories wherein gentlemanly courtesy is misunderstood as male patronage, thus mocking the feminist concept of the male-dominated social system known as the “patriarchy."
![目File: 1357728781 (5 KB, 198x254, connery jpg) GI 器 _ Anonymous (ID: ⑩70Nzki) 01/09/13(Wed)05:53 01 UTC-5 No 449711286 Reply] Replies: 2244971 1463 >:449711642 >Go on a date with girl >Take her to nice restaurant >She orders a shrimp cocktail and several drinks >Ask for the check >The waiter places the check in front of me, not in front of her, not in the middle of the table >Look of horror comes across the girl's face reach for the check and place my credit card inside >She begins to tremble >Tears well up in her eyes >l can tell she is paralyzed by fear at the oppression she is experiencing >l chauvinistically place the check with the my credit card on the table in front of me, daring her to do something about it The power of my oppression of this woman surges through my body as I lean back in my seat and stare directly at her >She is shaking with fright, the oppression strangling her voice away >The waiter returns to take the check away >All is lost to her now >Men at other tables begin to stand up and clap >Women all over the restaurant begin to shriek and cry >l feel my erect penis lift the tablecloth in front of me >l ask my date, "Did you enjoy your dinner?" >Y-yes... thank you", she says behind a mask of tears I lean forward, a devious, patriarchical smile spreading across my face >And I tell her, "It was my privilege."](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/569/635/9d3.jpg "4chan")
AI-Generated Greentexts
AI-Generated Greentexts are greentext stories that are generated by the GPT-3 language model or other AI software rather than written by humans. First popularized by Tumblr's frogpostbot, using bots to create greentexts became a viral trend in June 2022, with users employing OpenAI's GPT-3 language model to generate greentexts.
Search Interest
External References
[1] Oh Internet (via Wayback Machine) – Greentext Article
[2] Wayback Machine – Awkward Thing That’s Happened Today Presented By Greentext
[3] Facebook – Green Text Stories
[4] Reddit – /r/greentext
[5] Reddit – Musketeer greentext
[6] Reddit – Greentext stories
[7] FunnyJunk – 2 Hilarious 4chan posts in one
[8] Reddit – Shrek Greentext
[9] BuzzFeed – The Greatest Things That Have Ever Happened on 4chan
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