Elon Musk Challenges Accuser To 'Describe One Thing' About His Naked Bod Following Sexual Misconduct Claim

Elon Musk has seemingly been in damage control mode since yesterday when he was alerted that a story of a female flight attendant accusing him of exposing himself to her and buying her silence for an alleged $250,000 was due to come out shortly. First, he prepped the world for upcoming dastardly political attacks coming against him, then announced he had decided to become a Republican.

His next bit of 4D chess PR has been to challenge his accuser to "describe just one thing [about him] that isn’t known by the public" — which many on Twitter perceived as "name one defining feature about his penis" (despite no specificity of such mentioned by him).

But I have a challenge to this liar who claims their friend saw me “exposed” – describe just one thing, anything at all (scars, tattoos, …) that isn’t known by the public. She won’t be able to do so, because it never happened.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 20, 2022

While Musk appeared to confidently assert that his accuser could not provide a defining characteristic of his, such as a "scar" or "tattoo," the fact he even brought it up made Twitter wonder what the heck is going on "down there" for Mr. Musk.

oh you've been sexually harassed by me? name 5 fucked up things about my dick pic.twitter.com/Utptrh88pF

— Crowsa Luxemburg (@quendergeer) May 20, 2022

does publicly challenging a woman to describe your weird dick constitute a legally valid termination of her NDA? https://t.co/1iejcIB2gF

— molly conger (@socialistdogmom) May 20, 2022

Damage control needs some work. 1) "I'm a Republican now." weird opening move 2) "It probably wasn't the first time I did this" 3) "I know exactly who alleged this thing I say never happened" 4) "She won't be able to identify the tattoo on my penis" https://t.co/iCz61NrJ7B

— Christopher Hooks (@cd_hooks) May 20, 2022

/2 like for instance I feel a high level of confidence in saying that “I dare you to narrate my wang” is not a good crisis management strategy pic.twitter.com/8SQXIFBrpl

— WokeMindVirusHat (@Popehat) May 20, 2022

This might work if someone accuses you of coercing them into performing fellatio on you. But if someone says you exposed yourself to them, the most natural thing would be to quickly and explicitly look anywhere else.

— Benjamin Johns (@theoreticalb) May 20, 2022

There are likely more details about the exposure accusation that will come out in the following days. For example, there will surely be more information coming out regarding the claim that Musk purportedly offered to buy the flight attendant a horse in exchange for an erotic massage, or the claim that she was allegedly "encouraged" to become a masseuse after taking the flight attendant gig so that she could give Elon massages.