LEGO Leia Loses Her Cleavage, And People Don't Know How Much More Of This They Can Take

As any child of the '80s can tell you, there was no image more vital to the sexual awakening of America than Princess Leia in a gold bikini. As any child of the 2010s can tell you, there was no image more vital to the sexual awakening of America than LEGO Princess Leia in a gold bikini.

Unfortunately, it appears the “wokescolds” have wormed their way into the realm of LEGO Star Wars, for LEGO Princess Leia no longer has cleavage.

Where is Leia (Jabba’s Palace)’s cleavage in Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga? @TTGames (1/?) pic.twitter.com/lxZ7R0wA5J

— andrew (@asjonesy99) April 13, 2022

Okay, we'll drop the act and give it to you straight: Yesterday, Twitter user @asjonesy99 pointed out that LEGO Leia's bikini design has been ever-so-slightly desexualized in LEGO's new video game LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga, and Twitter has been having a bit of fun imitating the meltdowns that occurred when female cartoon characters Lola Bunny and the Green M&M were supposedly "desexualized" in the name of some sort of modern political correctness.

First they came for Lola Bunny's curves and I did not speak up.
Then they came for the Green M&M's boots and I did not speak up.
Then they came for Lego Leia (Jabba's Palace)'s cleavage and by that time no one was left to speak up. https://t.co/sgYWyIuqD0

— HAH the RH VC Margrave the Seventh Estate, Esq. (@DecolonizeKant) April 13, 2022

Just found out about Leia's nonexistent cleavage in Lego Star Wars. I'll remember this during the next election cycle

— Ｚｏｏｋ (@TheZookeeni) April 14, 2022

first the green m&m, now Princess Leia’s cleavage. sickos will stop at nothing until our whole culture is desexualized and wearing baggy billie eilish clothes https://t.co/Rt73SyjYMZ

— devils advocacy (@bumpkin_seed) April 14, 2022

I can't take it anymore, it's all too much… first they cancel Dweam 😭😭 and now they remove princess Leia's cleavage… I need some time off. Last tweet for a while. Goodbye. 😭😭😭 https://t.co/6XMewVXhik

— Chriinge (@Chriinge1) April 14, 2022

To be clear, it seems the de-cleavaged Leia was not the work of the developers of LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga. LEGO Leia has been cleavage-less since 2013 when she was released as part of the 75020 Jabba's Sail Barge set. However, her de-emphasized chest has seen increased scrutiny thanks to the release of the recently viral video game. Luckily, players can unlock Oola if they're really looking for busty playable characters.

Y’all ain’t unlocked the stripper yet pic.twitter.com/JMSQjOmvrm

— riley (@bean_foot) April 14, 2022