Goatse.cx Launches Goatse Coin Cryptocurrency
The former home of the most infamous stretched orifice on the internet has rebranded to a cryptocoin company. The future is wide open for Goatse.cx.
Jake Paul Releases Diss Track To His Haters
Jake Paul fired back at his haters in a diss track highlighting some of the more positive things he believes he's done for which he believes he has not gotten as much attention.
Mysterious Man In Car-Seat Costume Terrorizes Washington, D.C.
After reports of a driverless van in the Washington, D.C. area, a local newscaster thought he had the scoop of the year, when he approached the car to find a man dressed as a car seat driving the car.
Google Fires Author of Controversial Anti-Affirmative Action Memo
On Monday, Google fired software engineer James Damore for authoring an internal memo questioning the tech company's diversity efforts and hiring practices after leaked copies went viral on social media.
Asif Has Not Broken Up With Mudasir Again
The mystery of the most famous friendship on the internet took another turn when a rumor spread that Asif had once again announced he was no longer friends with Mudasir.
Upcoming "Game of Thrones" Episode Leaks
Following an unrelated security breach at HBO, which leaked out the episode's script, this week's "Game of Thrones" has been released online, but, apparently, from a different source.
Twitter Starts Jake Paul is Over Party After Problematic Video
Jake Paul, the YouTuber behind such pranks as setting his pool on fire and being loud, is getting dragged on Twitter for making racist comments toward a fan. Oh, also, Twitter found his old tweets, and they're not pretty.
Did Mayans Invent the Fidget Spinner?
The short answer is no, but an ancient artifact that sure looks like an ancient version of the incredibly popular toy has an interesting backstory.
Anthony Scaramucci Ousted After Ten Days in Office
After a wild term as White House Communications Director which influenced both the resignations of White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer and former Chief of Staff Reince Priebus, Scaramucci has resigned.
McDonald's Teases Internet with Jugs of Szechuan Sauce
McDonald’s fabled Szechuan sauce, presented as the character Rick Sanchez’ primary motivating drive in the latest season of Rick and Morty, has been reincarnated for a select few thanks to an outpouring of demand on social media.