The Smash Ultimate director gave a stream ostensibly announce that Terry Bogard was now playable in the game, but the event essentially became him talking about the history of the character.

Screenshots from the DLC feature a trans pride flag and a picture of Madeleine with short hair, which isn't much, but is enough to lead to the typical fervor that occurs when the transgender and video game communities clash.

A very dumb meme that became a very dumb dream has died a very dumb death.

Finally, you can pay $1500 a month to sleep in bunkbeds next to strangers in a curtain-less, sexless dystopia.

This is the most important thing that has ever happened.