After a guest-appearance in a comedic music video, Michelle Obama has become a poet without even knowing it.

Since we last checked in with our presidential candidate, Trump has managed to offend huge new swaths of America with his words and actions, including by commending his supporters for physically attacking a Black Lives Matter protester. His latest offense? Declaring that the only way to figure out ISIS was to ban all Muslims – including Americans! – from the United States.

As part of the ongoing Operation ISIS campaign, Anonymous has declared an international "Troll ISIS Day" to be held on December 11th, encouraging participants to post images and videos mocking the terrorist organization with the hashtags "#Daesh" and "#Daeshbags."

Sentenced to two and a half years and a $2,000 fine, Hunter Moore of Is Anyone Up won't be around for a little while. But he might already be reformed: after asking for his court documents to be sealed, many are wondering if the former revenge porn evangelist suddenly has a new point of view on privacy.

This holiday season, congratulate your friends and loved ones for trying what they can.