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What the f--- did you just f------ take from me, you little mortal? I'll- have you know I graduated top of my Necromancy class at the Necro university, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Erathia and I am behind 7000 skeletons. I am trained in all schools of magic and I'm the top sorcerer in the entire undead horde. You are nothing to me but just another potential skelly for my army. I will meteor shower you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on planet Enroth, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with ste aling my Alchemist lab? Think again, f-----. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of scout heroes across the Antagarich continent and your castles are being spotted right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm of skellies that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your "army". You're f------ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, because I have dimension door, fly and town portal and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my magic. Not only am I extensively trained in sorcery, but I have access to the all the creatures of Necropolis and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable army off the face of the continent, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" takeover was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ fingers off my Alchemy lab. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s--- deathcloud all over you and you will drown in it. You will be f------ undead so on, kiddo.

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"What the fuck did you just fucking take from me, you little mortal?"


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From the OSP video "Pope Fights", regarding a series of rude letters sent between Pope Boniface VIII and King Philip IV of France, regarding this little matter of Boniface having murdered his predecessor, Celestine V.
What in the wolf did ya just howlin' say about me, ya little milksop? I'll have ya know I was throned the top of my tribe in the Kingdom of the Russ, -and I've been involved in numerous executions of traitor Primarchs, -and I have over 300 million confirmed kills. I am trained in wolf warfare and I am the top CQC-expert in all of the Imperium Ye are NOTHIN' to me -but just ANOTHER NANCY LIONLOVER BITCH-
Dialogue edited in by me. Victoria would originally rant about how she ran off on her wedding day.
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