Steven Universe - Remem-*burp*, you gotta do it for her, I-I-I mean for him

Wait, this is with Rick? Oh God, I thought it was a Peridot/Pearl fusion that they made look like him.

Then again, those two fused together probably would turn into an unapologetic ass who sometimes has a few moments of decency buried within tons and tons of emotional problems.

Never sadly. Come join the rest of us and cry in a corner…