Toriel: Um miss Ran, this might be an odd question, but I’ve heard some rumors about the person you work for, is it true that she’s killed a few humans?

Ran: Well killed might be a bit extreme, she only indirectly caused most of their deaths, but yes she has killed a few humans, well okay maybe more than a few, more like a hundred…thousand……….humans, if my calculations are correct 143256 to be precise.

(Awkward silence.)

Toriel: And I thought my ex-husband was bad.