Undertale - Flowey's speech poorly translated

This comes from an alternate universe in which Undertale is an obscure SNES game from 1992 that became infamous in the early 2000s for its poor localization. Phrases from the intro, such as "when pie rain long time" and "Monday Bot former Senior," became wildly popular for several years before eventually fizzling back into obscurity.

Meanwhile, Zero Wing is hailed as the best indie game of 2015.

Duwang translations got to Undertale i see