When you're an american and didn't get offended by something in 5 minutes
When you're an american and you didn't stick a flag on something in 30 seconds
When you're an american and didn't braged about your country in 10 seconds
God damn i could go on like this for hours… there is so much potential with this one.
When you're an American and haven't talked down about another country in 5 minutes.
When you're an American and you realize your gun hasn't been fired in the last 15 seconds.
When you're American and you haven't deployed troops in 8 minutes.
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mandrac
Jan 05, 2016 at 04:04PM EST
SlickRoach
Jan 07, 2016 at 01:26PM EST in reply to