Steven Universe - They have a gay quota to fill

We can always try, but no guarantee. You gonna need a hand glider, and a crotchless Uncle Sam costume, and the entire field of a stadium covered end to end with naked Jaspers, and the stands packed with every gem that remotely resembles Yellow Diamond.
The latter can be replaced by assimilating a giraffe into the crowd.

Bad analogy. Lapis built a tower out of the ocean. Piling water on top of a cup is nothing.