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0 ICED во En guarde! 10/25/24 ми ACT Flee GET BACK HERE! I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU! * You got away from the crazy fish lady. Hopefully you never see her again after this. GOTCHA! Someone won't stop chasing you? I know how you feel, kid. M ? FOUND YOU! PASSIONATE BLAZERS XII MANLY BATHOUSE ASSIONATE BLAZERS XII ANLY BATHOUSE MEW CUTIE 3
Hey Vaggie? Yes Frisk? There's SOMEONE at the front door. Hoo-hoo Threaten Me with a good Time! I'meze lunch! Well y'know, s--- happens. P GIRL STEALING HUSSY! ES OTHER WOMAN! Men don't understand the concept of W. Some women aren't ready to be mothers To be fair.... And then there are some women who have NO BUSINESS even having children, adopted or otherwise. Can you really say they kidnapped me if I, being an orphan, wasn't even wanted in the first place? That's hardly an issue, next to my father I'm pretty much the most dangerous beast in this pit Okay I see where this is going. Please, not in front of the child. * Very Concerned Note Writing Hey Chanie! F--- TOY! Our favorite friend with benefits is here! MISTRESS! And who's this * Very Much killjoy? Yeeeeah she uh she's the reason for this visit. And I was just Thiking of voting you and Pushing you back out The other end aga This is Toriel Principality Saint of Mothers, And she's the Ferryman that ferries the Orphans, Unbaptized souls of those who die in the Babies.... womb for any reason.... Judging Note Writing Including abortions. Oh dear. Oh great. Well how would you react if the very same Antichrist meant to destroy the cosmos was procreating? Though I am surprised you didn't actually Well it was Waggie's idea we adopt to So instead of actually having a child proper... procreate with your moth demon companion. skip pregnancy and potty training Hahaha I haven't had a human soul. in centuries. Hahahahaha I'm quite versed in keeping my SEXUAL appetite in check thank you very much. Haha yes, how reassuring that this child is in the hands of the second worst soul devouring monster ever I'd rather not spent the whole goddamn day listening to two passive aggressive super egos on the Verge of D going supernova. Hahahaha suppose your pallet prefers angel souls like Emily instead, So if it's the same you guys.... I'd rather you two get all your grievances with each other out of the way right now. Yeah yeah I'm the ultimate evil heard, all this before... H-how about we save The BLUNT Thinking OUT LOUD dibiLISM for The Sharing Circle okay Sweetie! Look, I know we aren't the most qualified to raise frisk but we are doing our best to do what's best for them. No it wasn't it was your idea! But for pity's sake you guys live in Hell! LITERAL Hell! You kidnap a LIVING MORTAL from an orphanage in the MORTAL REALM? Oh but not just any of part of Hell, IT'S TARTARUS! Yeah alright. HAHAHAHAHAHA the 98 or so "friends with benefits" you've made suggest otherwise! HA! Ten Minutes Later... I can imagine you are.... F--- YOU. www wwww Okay okay let's not get off track. Fact is we all care about Frisk's well being so let's get this evalutation on with that I know Charlie and Vaggie will pass with flying colors... A super hell meant to imprison the absolute ultimate evils of the known universe! Yeah how about no? Pardon? Whoooo! So glad we got that out of our system I feel so much better. Indeed. So Charlie, take me through your usual day today. Okay what the f--- just happened? Well first we all wake up, all take showers and Vaggie makes us snail pancakes. A couple of crazy bitches got over themselves? 0000000h I love snails! A
* How's your son, Asgore?
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Uploaded Mar 06, 2016 at 05:53AM EST

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