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oes an year negative a billion, Japan might not've been here. In the year -40,000 it was he so an ice island and they're basically sort of hanging out in between the mountains, eating nuts off trees, and using the latest technology. Like stones, and bowls. Ding dong, it's the outside world. And they have technology from the future. Like really good metal, and crazy rice farms. N ow you can make a lot of rice really really quickly. That means if you own the farm, you own a lot of food 30 ce farming across he lan sai said eve is a government that governs more. "Hi China," they said. "Hi d------," said China. "Can you call us something else other than dipsh!t?" said Japan. "Like what?" said China. "How about J sunrise land J" said Japan. And they stole China's alphabet and wrote a book, about themselves. And then they made lots of poetry and art and another book about themse lves. Then they stopped moving the capital every time the emperor died and kept it in one place for a while. Right here, and they conquered the north, finally. Get that squared away. A rich hipster named Kokai (空海) is bored with modern Buddhism and learns a better version which is more spiritual comes back, reinvents the alphabet and cause s art and literature to be great for a long time. And the royal palace turned into such a dream world of art that they really didn't give a s--- about gove rning the country. So if you live outside the palace, how are you supposed to protect your s--- from criminals?· hire a samurai Everyone started hiring samurai. Correction: rich, important people hired samurai. Poor people who could not afford to hire samurai did not hire samurai. The samurai became organized and powerful. More than the government, so they made their own mil itary government here. They let the emperor still be "emperor," but the shogun is actually in cont rol Breaking news: the Mongols have invaded China. "We have invaded China," said the Mongols "Please respect us, or we m ight invade you as well." "Okay," said Japan. So the Mongols came and then died in a tornado. They tried again, and had a nice time fig hti n nado. The shogunate overthrows him back and moved to Kyoto and makes a emperor can sti ll dress lik paining with less colors, collaborative poetry, plays, monkey fun, tea parties, gardening emperor if he wants, that's fine. now there's more art ALike sua oe sn't sa o now wh t gonna be? Vote now on your phones! And everyone vote d so hard, that the palace caught on fire and burne d down. The shogun actually didn't care, he was somewhere doing poetry. And the whole country broke into pieces. Everyone is fighting with each other for local power, and it's anybody's game Knock knock, it's Europe. No, they're not here to take over (yet). They just wanna sell some s--- Like clocks. And guns. And-Q Jesus .. So that's cool, but everyone's still fighting each other for control, now with guns. And wouldn't it be to control the capital, which right now is puppets trample this smaller clan which is in the way. Surprise! Smaller cl clan steals the idea of invading the capital, and invades the capital. It goes very well. He's about halfway through conquering Japan, when someone who works for him kills him. And then someone lse who works for him kills hi everybody's swords. And made some rules. "And now I'm going to invade Ko pe failed, and also died. But before he use we re grown onna be this guy who h ople suppor pe ror vernm ased a lot. Business incre ased ro lished, poetry, plays hysics, che rosper ity beg ron Wit op hav hōshu and Satsu hat. "H at sucks shogunate, and made the m ove more wes that was pre rn. And nque ring stu us ow ne r out of now at. We wer of soldiers, upgr apan says ussia says aybe YOU chil ue ss so they can be less sca nst Russia, just cause ach othe r. Me lot e spasse e rm any someone frO erbia shot t ead. And an, 5o nyway decided who gets what, and, yes, Japan gets to keep all that s--- they stole from Germany. You alliance Jthe Le ague of Nations d whose mission state he Great Depression is bad. Japan's economy is now crappy to try not to take over the worl But the military is doing just fine, and it invades Manchuria, and the League of Nati ons is line "no ons you not supposed t sa nvaded say ye5 any, as a sy I of frie ndshi racle we a pretty cool, gue ss.

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