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Shitpost Illuminati


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Fle: 1430493220174.ipg (57.56 KB, 480x410, 48:41, 1411352395820.jpg) □ #4 (Death) Cats Cradle Anonymous 05/01/15 (Fri) 15:13:40 No.2528716 Last 50 Posts I ACCEPT IT Previous: >>2493819 IRC: irc.rizon.net #catscradle Short summary: What are these strange threads you are seeing lately? the 22nd of April anonymous poster started a thread about death asking "Do you remember how you died yet". An interesting anon came by to say hi, and had quite a lot to say Not a lot is verified, but some can agree to the experience. Real or not this is how the story goes. This place we are currently in, is a collective memory of all souls called The Cats Cradle". Those who are here are here because they have died, in other words if you are reading this you are dead The place is formed around thought, the reason we have poorly rurn governments, taxes, and all of this nonsense is because when everybody died, they brought it here with them, not realizing they are dead yet. Of course. we have been here a lot longer than you expect, there is an AI that watches over the place, but it had some looping problems. This place is supposed to house around half a billion, but due to to our favorite long nosed merchants deciding to genocide here and the place is overloaded. some people, we are Travelers" are people who can get in and out of the Cradle, but don't worry they are fixing it slowly and wewill all get out soon enough, that is if you don't chose to erase yourself from existence Anon said at around 2038 the AI that runs this place got stuck in a loop and they lost the manual to it about 1000 loops in. The AI's purpose was to hold together the monopoly/banking/jewry system back on earth when these events happened He also claimed that the current earth is going through an ice age, and it still has about 65,000 years to go. The time ratio here would be about 40 more years. You cannot die here, you are already dead, suicide will look like a strange dream despite the new scar, and if you do manage to "die" in here you'll only be recycled Enjoy the ride, watch the happenings, and try not to grow old! Replies from the first thread: Archive for threads 2-3: astebin.com/LnLimdR
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