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File: 14619842 (835 KB, 280x189) Anonymous 05/07/16(Sat)00:49:52 No.6830552152683056007 So l posted this greentext yesterday, but I didn't get any practical advice be mne be really into watersports get horny lay on back, legs over head, c--- in mouth piss in mouth enjoy the taste/feeling see empty water bottle get idea aim c--- into water bottle, fill about half of it with piss drink some not the same get another idea walk to washroom, bottle in hand squat over toilet use piss as lube to finger ass shove bottle in ass had to twist it in because it had a twist-off cap feelsbadman.jpg bend over, give myself a piss enema feels pretty good pull bottle out feel sharp pain in anus Continued Pic unrelated Anonymous 05/07/16(Sat)00:55:40 No.683056007 Continued release contents of anus piss and s--- pebbles fall out literally farting piss clean up, walk to bsd exhausted, cry didn't even c-- later, feel something wet in my boxers in the back >f--- Oblivion run to washroom, squat over toilet, release my sphincter s--- pebble falls out covered in blood stare at blood-piss-s--- for a solid 2 minutes wipe ass stuff anus with toilet paper This happened to me yesterday, and my ass still hurts. I'm a little scared to check if it's still bloody Please advise, for real this time 2 Anonymous 05/07/16(Sat)01:07:51 No.683057578 most likely you've given yourself an a--- fissure. these are tears in the mucosa surrounding the anus which are very common but can be very painful. the biggest issue is that the pain will cause your sphincter to spasm tightly which then in turn cuts off the blood supply to the skin around the anus. the lack of blood flow to the fissure (cut, likely from the bottle opening) can make it nearly impossible for these to heal without surgery to cut the sphincter, release tension, and allow blood flow see if it heals up on its own in the next week. if it doesn't, go see a doctor. this is a common problem from straining and constipation and d------- a--- piss bottles

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