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Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure - Doppio: To Good For This World

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Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure NEWS IN BRIEF anuary 23, 2014 VOL 50 ISSUE 03 Food Local SCOTTSDALE, AZ-Citing the pastry's sublime, inviting aroma and the alluring glint reflecting off its glaze, sources confirmed Thursday that a beautiful cinnamon roll was simply too pure for this world, too perfect. "Look at this angelic confection. Never in my life have I laid eyes on such an immaculate swirl, nor glimpsed a crust as delectably golden brown in hue," exclaimed bakery customer Kristen Garding before realizing that perhaps such a flawless, delicate work of art was not meant for this earthly realm. "Alas, we toil in far too cold and dark a world for such cinnamoned purity as this, such perfection, whose rich, buttery brilliance conjures the divine. As of press time, the cinnamon roll had been purchased along with a medium cup of coffee.

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