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Year of the Dumbass


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Year of the ox.
Specifically a fire ox.


Apparently because I was born in January, I'm also a winter ox, meaning I'm lazy, and frankly I'm not gonna argue with that (I get work done when I need to, but I mainly wanna lie around and play video games).

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