Take It Easy Liberals, It's Just A Bit Of Dark Humor
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You're In The Club And This Guy Slaps Your Girlfriend's Ass - what do?
![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] I Auto] File: image.png (1.67 MB, 1255x1078) 30272582 3230272583 33027238 30772888 3027723072937307323013027838 Anonymous 06/14/16Cluc)12:00No.3)T24 02703 33-30280803 33-30281050 You're pulling guard duty at your s----- checkpoint when this guy comes up and slaps your ass. What do? Anonymous 06/14/16(Tue)12:07:39 No.30272562 Anonymous 06/14/16(Tue)12:09:39 No.30272583 Anonymous 06/14/16(Tue)12:12:17 No.30272602 Anonymous 06/14/16(Tue)12:12:33 No.30272605 Anonymous 06/14/16(Tue)12:13:01 No.30272609 >> O Anonymous 06/14/1 6(Tue) 1 2:22:39 No.30272687·2>30272739 >>30274000 > >30275599 548 >Wake up slowly >Watch him knocking out my fellow comrade >Slowly lifting into the air >w--.jpeg >Why am I attached to a mini hot-air balloon? >Motor kicks on "OH SHIl >Propelled into lower atmosphere >Slowly land in the middle of the f------ ocean on a network of oil rigs >Dude dressed like a cowboy with revolvers and everything surrounded by guys who look like they come from 2 decades in the future wearing balaclavas and tac gear. >Looks at me >"The enemy sniper....stay low and crawl across the ground >I'm still hooked up to the device that brought me here >Ask why I was brought here >Cowboy looks me in the eyes for 5 whole minutes >Just as I go to say something, cowboy says, Thats an enemy gunship. One burst from its machinegun can tear a man in half. >Cowboy walks away >whatheshit.mov >Balaclava guys pick me up and get me fitted for gear >I guess I'm one of them novw >Well I'm in the middle of the ocean on an oil rig loaded with commandos and a giant f------ robot so I'm not really gonna bitch >Get sweet desk job helping the main guy send lambs and donkeys back to the oil rig The guy who knocked me out comes around occasionally and beats the living s--- out of me and my comrades, but it's cool and we thank him because he's like tactical god I guess.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/136/068/82f.png)
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