Those fucking tags
Also
“BHUUR-Morty, my portal gun is n-n-now also a swOUUUURRd now, Morty. It’s both a sword and a portal gun, that’s two weapons f-f-for the price of one.”
“Aww, jeez, Rick, I dunno, that seems kind of unnecessary, don’t you think?”
“Th-th-th-there’s no such thing as unnecessary here, Morty. Most of the wEEUAUpons in this dimension do stupid shit like this. I bet Krombopulos Michael would have had a field day here.”
“H-hey, Rick! Look at that girl with the scythe! She’s really pretty, I’m gonna go talk to her!”
“No you’re n-not, Morty. You have no chance with her, and even if you did, there’s no need for you to throw another Ruby ship into the mix. Do y-y-you wanna piss the fandom off, Morty? Do you wanna be even wOOOUUrse than Lancaster? Do you want them pissed off with you even more than they were at Volume Three, Morty?”
“Aww jeez.”
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Michaelmtv
Jul 23, 2016 at 10:31AM EDT in reply to
Reaper
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