What's going on in Yukako's head: "You're not Koichi; get your fucking hands off my breasts before I strangle you with Love Deluxe."

“I’m kind of into this. I wonder if there’s a stand that could switch Koichi’s gender.”

“Why can’t Koichi-sama touch me like this?”

“I just know that somehow, somebody is jacking off to this. I have very big plans if i ever meet that person.”

“I’m probally ruined for marriage now. Like that’s going to stop me.”

“This is just like my japanese animes.”