The Trolley Problem - why

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A person with school degre ust a hi Harambe x10 and it comes back around and kills you A trolly that is carrying 300 puppys An infinite amount of Your mother watches eople Some boring road 1/2 chance + a bomb at the end harambes killer multiplying and going down all aths 297,025,271 babies that are vital for the earths future. They are ugly thoug You are standing on a hill and look down to see a trolly full of 300 puppys that is clearly unstopable, and is heading towards a track intersection. There is a person with only a high school degree who has controll of the path of the trolly, but is clearly lost at what to do.If he does not pull it, it rolls down path B, killing an inifinite amount of people, and there is a bomb at the end, killing all the puppies. If he pulls it once, it travels down path A, killing 10 harambes, and looping back around to kill the operator. If he pulls it twice it will travel down road C, killing harambes killer, but also 297,025,271 babies that are vital for earths future and existance, but the babies are ugly. If he pulls the lever 3 times, it will travel down road D, leading to another intersection with a 50/50 chance of either going down a boring ass road, but it has a half chance of multiplying and going down every single road. Your mother is watching it all, but can't say anything as a promise to her former lover, but she is watching what you are going to say. What do you shout at the high school graduate?

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Winday, Furries Pirate

Sep 03, 2016 at 07:42PM EDT

Obviously patch B.

It had infinity amount of people so the puppy will never get to the bomb, and most likely the trolley will run out of steam after, let say 100 people or so. Plus your mother watching so she will be the only witness and she will definitely protect you in count.

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Imperator-Rex

Sep 04, 2016 at 03:40PM EDT in reply to Winday, Furries Pirate

And even if you live in a jurisdiction that won't let your mother testify, the only other witnesses are infants, puppies, and gorillas, who cannot testify, and Harambe's killer, who no jury in the world would side with.

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