BAS7I0N.PYR0:

> Has knowledge and experience on Mercy and Reaper, but will main Bastion because reasons.

> Can go from 0 to SALT in a manner of minutes, but keeps it to himself…usually.

> Wishes for the day when he can be confident in his healer's abilities. A passover from his TF2 days.

Is "average to above average player" the harem protag of the gaming scene?

Also, what about that Torbjorn player with weird name who does nothing but build turret in one place and is most likely a bot?