Notes:

My edit based on the "Incomparable Squidward" scene from SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Culture Shock". The 2 left corner Squidwards are also from that scene, while the top right one is from "Slimy Dancing" and the bottom right one is from "Whale of a Birthday". The text is from Nate Dogg's feautred verse in Eminem's "Shake That", in reference to You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood. The text sources are from the following SpongeBob title/time cards:
"2": "12:00 Midnight" time card from "Rock-a-Bye Bivalve"
"to the": "Welcome to the Chum Bucket" title card
"1": "8:01 PM" time card from "Mid-Life Crustacean"
"from": "It Came from Goo Lagoon" title card
"3": "3 Days Later…" time card from "Gone"
"I like": "Little Yellow Book" title card
"good": "Good Ol' Whatshisname" title card
"p----": "Suction Cup Symphony" title card
"and": "Dunces and Dragons" title card
"trees": "The Algae's Always Greener" title card
"smoke": "The Smoking Peanut" title card
"so much": "So Much Later…" time card from "Can You Spare a Dime?"
"weed": "No Weenies Allowed" title card
"you wouldn't": "You Don't Know Sponge" and "Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost" title cards
"believe": "The Bad Guy Club for Villains" title card
"I get": "SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One" title card
"more": "More Moments Later" time card from "Pineapple Invasion"
"ass": "As Seen on TV" title card
"than a toilet seat": "A Little Longer Than a Few Minutes Later" time card from "Chum Bucket Supreme"