reminds me of a post saying that Bruce Wayne probably spends a significant time every night making terrible theories linking him to Batman on a number of conspiracy sites, but all with ridiculous reasons behind it, like some grainy as fuck photos saying their asses look similar
so whenever someone might actually be getting close, they dismiss it because its so stupid to them

And he still got it wrong. Batman isn't Bruce Wayne… Bruce Wayne is Batman.

Classic mistake from a guy who thinks a pair of glasses gives him a secret identity.