Your creeped out by the thought of having your own Tony the Tiger… But a half ton anger sea serpent living in your swimming pool is hunky dory.
The representations of Life and Death playing in your backyard.
A creature of eternal nightmares sleeps in bed with you because its scared of the dark.

You have to scold your Guzzlord for attempting to eat the entire block while at the same time, not succumbing to its surprising cuteness when saddened.