Funny Store Signs - A Full Disclosure

I like to think that in this messed-up world of ours one day one of this man's customers is going to burst into his taxi and go "I NEED A COPY OF SPACE JAM RIGHT NOW THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN" and this guy's just gonna smile, turn around, hand him the DVD and say "I got you bro" in the most laid-back, satisfied tone known to man.