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DRIVER CARRIES ONLY: -$5.00 in change -3 black pens xi -1 Space Jam DVD -8 paper clips -11 cabbages -3 photos of his pet Ferret, Daniel -2 Shrek piñatas -7 Spice Girls cassette tapes -And a grudge against his father for never coming ation

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GRAB BOTH BUNS & EAT IT LIKE A MAN.
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CHURCH NOTICE Do not leave your mobiles, purses, wallets, handbags unattended- others may think it is an answer to their prayers. CHRIST CHURCH MELAKA 马六甲基督堂(圣公会) (Wessing lar Christ Since 1753)
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I like to think that in this messed-up world of ours one day one of this man's customers is going to burst into his taxi and go "I NEED A COPY OF SPACE JAM RIGHT NOW THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN" and this guy's just gonna smile, turn around, hand him the DVD and say "I got you bro" in the most laid-back, satisfied tone known to man.

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Uploaded Jan 20, 2017 at 06:30PM EST

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