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Translation on Danbooru

Tittle – How to Make Inarizushi
Panel 1: Ingredients: Abura-age (Fried tofu pouches), Rice, Soy sauce, Rice vinegar, Sake and Sugar
Panel 2: Yukari: You begin with making the vinegared rice. First…
Panel 3: Yukari: Hey! Where's the abura-age!? Did you eat them, Ran!? Shirt: Courtesan
Panel 4: Yukari: This inarizushi is the perfect portrayal of your life.
Panel 5: Yukari: You had your chance to appear in an official book, but you just had to f--- it up yourself.
Panel 6: Yukari: You'll be a two-bit background character forever.