It Was Time for Thomas to Leave - Multi-Ethnic Trains?

Just when I think I've heard the dumbest thing ever, you go ahead an open your mouth.

Let me let you in on a little secret here:

TRAIN =\= HUMAN

There are no Caucasian trains. There are no African-American trains. There are no Hispanic trains. They don't have races or ethnicities because they're fucking trains! Is Thomas a black train or a white train? The answer is no, he's a blue train!

If you watch Thomas The Tank Engine of all things and think "why are there no black trains? That's racist!" please insert gun into mouth.