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ATTN LOYAL GAIANS:
I'm sure you're all aware of the riffraff on the forums from kids complaining that they don't get premium items for free. Disregard those unloyal leeches and stay at Club Verge for a wee bit longer. Let them cry some more, the staff can handle it. Meanwhile, Flynn's "V" is out for $1,000. Get billions today!

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