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Nature in Real Life pretty tough part of the tree the stem & stuff like that drive over it or walk over it or whatever relatively strong but can be snapped easily not strong and doesn't take much effort to destroy = not strong at all can be moved/broken/etc easily Nature in Video Games tougher than steel. stronger than a southern baptist's faith in jesus non-euclidean material. will not adhere to this dimension's laws of matter and physics, matter from there's like a 50% chance you'll pass through this thing like it doesn't exist and a 50% chance you'll crash into it like it's a pile of bricks. there's simply no way to know - our universe can pass through it like a neutrino thru your hand

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Video game shrubbery


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lieutenant-sarcastic S'abonner 2AM 3AM 4AM 5AM 6AM 7AM じ -1° -1° -1° -1° -1° -1° F--- moon's taking poison damage
"They really try to sell Kay as some underdog, but she just does the normal heroic stuff every protagonist do. Why promote the idea she is not a super-hero just to have her gun down a room full of Stormtrooper? I am not against videogame characters doing the usual videogame stuff, but don't try to sell her as some meek commoner if you are going to survive a laser blaster to the face. You want your power fantasy while pretending you have a deep, complex character and end up with neither."
WHEN A GAME HAS A BUNCH OF STATUS EFFECTS AND DEBUFFS THAT YOU CAN USE: MAKE THIS ENEMY USELESS WITH ALL THESE STATUS EFFECTS! OOHHH AZULCRESCENT BUT DOESN'T ALLOW YOU TO USE *ANY* OF IT ON THE BOSSES IMMUNE! THEY WON'T WORK ON BOSSES THO! THEN WHY ARE THEY EVEN IN THE GAME IF I CAN'T USE THEM ON THE MOST IMPORTANT ENEMIES????
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Too true. The only differentiation with trees is in games with crafting systems, in which case trees are:

33% chance renewable resource. (Skim the bark for wood, come back in 30 minutes for more.)

33% chance sectionable anti-gravity object. (Chop the trunk, rest of the tree laughs at “physics”.)

33% chance the whole tree tumbles over and snaps like a wafer cookie in milk. (Self-explanatory.)

And the rare 1% chance trees are not an obtainable crafting material.

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Uploaded Feb 25, 2017 at 02:21PM EST

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