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Anonymous (|D: 15lzLff) 02/18/14(Tue )01:58:29 UTC-6 No.533184776 Replies: 22533184939 22533184978 >the bandit is back >school starts >still trying to find my biggest target >want it to be perfect, won't be as fun to do once I graduate, goOutWithABang.jpg >1-2 months go by >l realize I need to get rid of my s--- buckets and piss gallons before they freeze for winte >target acquired: homecoming, now 2 weeks away >spend a whole weekend hatching a plan, I need to get in with the homecoming committee >what luck, friends are losers, of course one would be on the committee, we'll call this friend Ozgur start asking lots of questions about how the homecoming parade is set up, realize I already hit the summer parade last year, it'll have to be the football game >find out school play is the week after homecoming >new target manage to get on the set building team, access to the set, auditorium, without suspicion >perfect plan comes together spend a week of moving my s---, a bucket at a time, in to 2 small plastic tubs that I bought at a convenience store two towns over >s--- is now hidden over the auditorium, 5 buckets over the stage, piss and s--- mix in 2 plastic tubs over the audience 6 halfway through the second act comes, I'm finally ready sneak away from the set crew, climb ladder to ceiling srub s--- on myself so it's not obvious after it's done that I'm the one not covered in s--- >worth it >have the five buckets on a string, pull string as I tip both tubs over audience >obvious pandemonium >l tied a rope in the corner of the auditorium opposite to the ladder, principal sees me, goes to ladder >lol, unclefag, you'll never catch me >mfw I get away with it >mfw my uncle has s--- and piss on him and I got away with it >my family talks about this every year at reunions. I must laugh to myself >go down in internet and real life history >mfw 8 that's all for the biggest caper. got decent amount of smaller stories left over, but that's all for this one!

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The Pooping Bandit Pt. 3


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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------
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