Notes:

This template is to fix the quality of the original image. First by making it a PNG (because why the hell would you use jpeg with an image like that), and second by making it large. This image is 100x larger than the original image in order for larger source images to be placed.
The photoshop file that this was made from can be found here. https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B5lBIm8N-g23UHVFbnRKTExhRk0/view?usp=sharing
Information about the font.
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<:Font Unknown
THIS UGLY SON OF A BITCH:Shelflife
Is F------ Super Hot Chicks:Tahoma Bold
and basically, you are f------ stupid\nHow? …Just Watch The Free Video >:Something similar to Arial. Arial used in restoration.

Edit: I f----- up on the coloring in "Is F------". A fixed version is here: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B5lBIm8N-g23TXl1VkVyUzZIbDA/view?usp=sharing