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"The Virgin Pee" Uses the urinal furthest away from people Awkward silence Must be at least two urinals away from everybody else Looks at the nearest wall Thinks everybody's watching him Avoids eye contact Doesn't know what to do with free hand Pees in small bursts Prefers to use a stall Only lowers pants enough to stick his penis out Self conscious about penis Size Tries to pee silently Legs are moving uncomfortably Refuses to pee when nobody's in the room Makes direct eye contact with neighbour Exclusively uses the urinal in between "The Chad Sprinkle" people Ear-piercing yelling Keeps a stern eye on everybody who enters his territory Hugs his neighbours affectionately Has never seen a stall in his life Lets his penis dangle proudly Legs are firmly planted in the floor for Pee roars with the sound of a Pees literal oceans lions efficiency "Drops pants to his ankles

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THE VIRGIN ORGANIZED SHELF EDUCATION EDUCATION SUFRIEL JUSTICE STREAMING ON THE AUTOOT RAKIM Sullabus DIN BLACK STAR JAZZ AND JUSTICE HORNE ALL INCOMPUTE HARNEY & HOTH BLACK SIDE RIVER NES THE SOUT THE CHAD OMINOUS STACKS MARTIN

The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic

Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

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The Virgin Computing owns a Raspberry Pi uses Windows 8 carefully picked notebook based on value/price only default search provider is DuckDuckGo at least 3 different ad blocking addons in Firefox is a member of multiple private trackers follows multiple female YouTubers Facebook account under fake name anime collection is encrypted gets his news from RSS feeds posts Stallman memes on /g/

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ITT: Ways to tell if someone is a virgin

Virgin signs Anonymous 2016-04-23 19:49:48 Post No. 28073297 [Report] Quoted Thread images: 12 by: >>28073318 2280 ー>>28074241 >>28074359 >228074416 >>28074529 >>28075296 >>28077652 >228077764 -28078179 28078309 28079493 ITT: Ways to tell if someone is a virgin ong fingernails on men they don't know if they snore >the infamous virgin walk What is the virgin walk? Anonymous 2016-04-23 19:51:16 Post No.28073318 [Report] Quoted by: 2807336528074192 28074452 >28074481 28074529 >28077159>28077446 >28081814 >28073297 >What is the virgin walk Explain Anonymous 2016-04-23 19:53:09 Post No.28073358 [Report Quoted by: 28074529 Just a myth to make virgins feel insecure A virgin who hears that concept will be conscious about the way he walks, so he'll feel uncomfortable every time he walks and reveal his virginity to others Don't fall for this meme, kids Anonymous 2016-04-23 19:53:21 Post No.28073365 [Report] S> Swinging vour arms Anonymous 2016-04-23 20:33:42 Post No.28074192 [Report Quoted by: 28074214280744702807452928075150 28079744 28079787 Hands in your pockets and always looking down. Also looking down when you walk past someone hot.

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The Virgin Cinema Going vs. The Chad Kinography Viewing

only eats during loud segments of the movie to avoid annoying anyone with crunching Eats only during the most silent of scenes. If so much as an ant is making noise on screen, he will refrain from eating. The Virgin Cinema Going "The Chad Kinography Viewing" attempts to keep a good posture because he's convinced people are watching him, so he's uncomfortable throughout the movie 、 always gets the largest available popcorn even though he can't eat it all, because it has the best dollar to volume ratio Maintains horrible back posture, fully aware knowing that no one else will see. Always gets the smallest size popcorn available, even though he hates popcorn, because he enjoys squandering his money always gets ice tea because he's afraid carbonated drinks will make him burp as literally zero bodyfat feet as far away from skinnyfat belly visible eeps the seat in front of him as possible to make sure he doesn't accidentally kick their seat Keeps phone on full volume and vibrate His phone will be making noise for at 80% of the movi switches phone to do not disturb mode to avoid accidental phone calls even though no one ever calls him Only gets Coke, full well knowing it will make him burp. What's more, he brings a can of Co2o and puts more of it into his drink to increase carbonation. ICE butt itches but too anxious to move Feet as close as possible to next seet, virtually guaranteing that the seat will be kicked Butt has never itched.

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The Virgin Room vs. The Chad Castle

Can name hundreds of All blinds and curtains Does not have a door No curtains, the sun is always visible from window always closed artists and animators Door closed all the time, locked if No need for light switch he has oneL U Lights are off watches VR p--- Doesn't own anything invented after the time of Jesus Favorite category is 2d PC is on the login screen whenever he leaves the room, which isn't very oftern external HDD full of HD p--- Clean bed, enough place for 6 woman Is hunched over looking at his monitor Cumstains on mattress is a member of at least one private torrent tracker Never heard music, but alwaj dancing Owns only one set of cloth, no need to wash them. Woman love his pheromone Pile of dirty clothes that need to be washed Trash is always full Almost empty Kleenex box on desk C-- tissues, empty soda cans, and snack wrappers litter the floor Trash can is mostly empty because he misses the can when he thro 夕 his Kleenex away 'The Chad Castle" The Virgin Room" Weights that are never used

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The Wizard Halt vs. The Virgin Rest vs. The Chad Coma

Never leaves his Spends more than an hour in bed with his mobile phone bed nor his phone "The wizard halt" "The Virgin Rest" "The Chad Coma" Never saw a phone in his life Does not understand the concept of time Hair erected from all the p--- has no sense of time Never seen a woman in real life Has never had felt the warm of another woman in the same bed Stacy always sucking his d--- in bed Perfect biological clock Tired but refuses to sleep Never tired but still Sleeps alone Always sleeps with at least 1 Chad and 1 Stacy sleeps Screein physical contact with eyes Screen close to eyes Sleeps alone, even the bedbugs leave Ignores blinding light produced by the digital device Does not see because of the Faces the the screen away from any entrances Eyes unable to process light emited by digital devices blindig light Battery of the phone is dead, always charging Phone on 9% battery Positions himself in the corner of the bed Asleep by 9pm Doesn't know the word p--- Woke by 6 am Stays up until late If moves closer to the corner of the bed falls down wow Always tired, but never sleepS Frequently watches p--- in bed Always watching p--- Has trouble getting up in the morning exhibits similar child-like behaviours

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Virgin Shopping vs. Chad Browse

"The Virgin Shopping" "The Chad Browse" Plans every conversation before entering the store, still screws it up always browses in packs first shopping cart he grabs already has all the items he needs already inside wears as much clothes as climate permits using reverse temporal mathematics, calculates exact change before leaving the house. wears minimal attire permissive by law If he fails to find an item he needs, he buys something anyways so as not to appear awkward takes the busiest route between aisles worries of being accused of stealing still pays with credit card afraid of asking for help coughs before every attempt at speaking mentally drains all knowledge from an employee whilst screaming sticks as close to the aisle as Feels like his every purchase is possible to avoid greeting people he knows judged by the cashier lets cashier do the arithmetic to minimize risk of embarrassment carries the entire cart with one hand as a pre.- workout always pays in cash

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Wizard Walk vs. Virgin Walk vs. Chad Stride

Hair has been firmly fastened to never react to wind or any laws of Hair seems to overreact to wind the wizard wallk "The Virgin Walk" THE CHAD STRIDE Head craned forward ysiques Sometimes uses heaphones to escape potential conversation or mitigate agoraphobic symptoms Has figured out how to- always look everyone in the eye at once at all times Looks below parallel Head is at a perfect verticle angle at all times so polite he has grown angel wings hair overreacts so much it looks like tentacles Avoids eye contact, and looks away immediately if accidental contact Perceives every oncoming fece in his periphery as "looking at him Has never heard a song in his entire life crooked neck Back slouched Does not register the emotions or feelings of others at all Too polite, gives too much traffic Arms constantly flailing in confident, unpredictable ways ace for onc hates people who walk slowly when side-by-side hunched back Intentionally slaps and batters incoming traffic to make his own path Stiff, straight arms Struggles to find comfortable hand form Little arm movement Hands always prepared to grab nearby fertile p---- Might be too tense and rigid Back is so straight you could measure structural foundation with his spinal cord looks so low that you cannot even see his iris Bonus: Clothing is all neutral coloured Wears running shoes Only wears black coats Stands with a weird posture Is insecure about how he walks Walking form is poised like a Greek statue, perpetualy in contrapposto Walking pace/form lacks fluidity because walking pace changes every nanosecond walks at lightspeed he struggles to "autowalk analogous to always manually breathing headphones that block all sound Rapidly tiptoes around like in "going to the store MANDATORY possible: clothing so boring its impossible to look at doesn't even wear shoes long trencoat right out of the matrix posture is only found in ancient minoan mythology would kill himself over the way he walks Walks too fast Compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him Does not feel the need to pass anyone because he's already brutalized everyone nearby into Wears visually-painful bright neon attire 3000 highlighter boots from Giuseepe Zanotti Does not wear a coat, is immune to cold No one alive can insult his posture and get away with it Does not read stupid s--- drawn by Quentin really really long steps arms so straight like they are made of solid metal Tiny beetle-like stride Long strides hand form has eternal suffering

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Wizard Sit vs. Virgin Sit vs. Chad Lounge

"The Virgin Sit" "THE CHAD LOUNGE" The Wizard Sit Vibrates constantly to annoy people Tries to stay perfectly still Takes up an entire row of chairs by himself Perfectly aligns spine with the center of the Earth for optimal posture, making his neck immune to pain. to avoid bothering other Always chooses the middle of a row of chairs. Hunches back and neck, and will not sit up straight to relieve growing pain in neck because he thinks that will make him stand out. Head always faces up while looking everyone in the eye Doesn't know who's around him people. Head always facing down to avoid eye contact, looks at feet to determine who is around him. When needing to is always relaxed, but still ries to sit near someone, he will simply sit on top of them Sits in the mathematically perfect center of all available chairs in the nearby vicinity change his posture constantly to challenge himself Always listening for a chance to start a conversation with a stranger When needing to sit near Is never in a relaxed pose his chaso someone, will sit on the edge of the chair to avoid being close to someone else who's sitting down. Uses every limb available to manipulate smartphones Believes that it is impossible for a mortal man to see him maintain the same pose Completely immobile, vital processes have ceased to ensure a total lack of movement Never removes his earbuds, uses them to avoid social interactions with strangers. Thinks everybody is looking at him Entire outfit is composed of jeans Too busy to own a cellphonee Uses his smartphone constantly in an attempt to appear busy and less awkward. Doesn't wear pants. Eyes have never made contact with another living being, can use feet to determine the future Keeps legs close together so as to not annoy people for taking up space Wears jeans exclusively only to fit in, has no sense of personal style Legs spread as wide as possible for maximum comfort. Has manipulated the total consciousness of mankind to make sure everybody who ever existed is looking at him Maintains least comfortable pose possible, changes pose every attosecond Earbuds are permanently embedded in all orifices

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The "Virgin Drive" vs. The "Chad Plow"

The The "Virgin Drive" Can't even look other drivers in the eye -Chosen solely to slay as much p---- as possible - Is able to wave to every driver in a mile radius - Car is neutral colored and chosen based on fuel efficiency - Doesn't even havea license, driving speed -Modified to have - Has never dared to honk his horn - Scanning 3-6 seconds ahead of him and maintains six different horn a proper following distance sounds play all at and direction is entirely random once wow - C-- and p---- juice stain the entire back seat, making it unusable - Car is either perfectly clean from lack of use or extremely dirty with fast food wrappers and loose change ill plow through - Will leave and go somewhere else if forced to parallel park - Upper half of body is hanging out the window, car is controlled with Chad's toes - Wouldn't dare to stick his arm out the window other cars and/or park sideways in the middle of the road Never drives drunk -Will die if BAC goes under 1%

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The Virgin Pee vs. The Chad Sprinkle

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The Virgin Piss vs. The Chad Piss

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"The Virgin Pee" Uses the urinal furthest away from people Awkward silence Must be at least two urinals away from everybody else Looks at the nearest wall Thinks everybody's watching him Avoids eye contact Doesn't know what to do with free hand Pees in small bursts Prefers to use a stall Only lowers pants enough to stick his penis out Self conscious about penis Size Tries to pee silently Legs are moving uncomfortably Refuses to pee when nobody's in the room Makes direct eye contact with neighbour Exclusively uses the urinal in between "The Chad Sprinkle" people Ear-piercing yelling Keeps a stern eye on everybody who enters his territory Hugs his neighbours affectionately Has never seen a stall in his life Lets his penis dangle proudly Legs are firmly planted in the floor for Pee roars with the sound of a Pees literal oceans lions efficiency "Drops pants to his ankles

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