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Goose is Loose
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![purchasing a Seil-serve ad, of buying a TChan Fass Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box! Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] IAuto] 0/0/ 1/? File: my roomate.gif (499 KB, 483x325) ■ Anonymous 05/25/16(Wed)22:32:25 No.686223535 >Be me >Roommate leaves at 4:00 every day Wake up at 4.10 for no confrontation >Decide to j------- on couch in living > Watching webcam p--- while beating off >Roommates cat jumps on couch rubs up against me >Push cat off >Cat jumps back on couch >Grab cat >Decide to put cat in roommates room and close the door like I always do room because roommate is gonde >Cat in one hand, rubbing lotion boner with other hand to remain hard >Walk into roommates room to throw cat inside >Roommate called in sichk >See's me with his cat in one hand >Other hand working a lotion boner >Laugh >He screams Pic related Return] [Catalog] [Topl [Update] [Auto] Post a Reply] 0/0/ 1/?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/262/721/db9.jpg "Good roommate")
![ile: pepe.png (62 KB, 400x300) Anonymous 12/13/19(Fri)23:36:54 No.816169862 [Reply] >be me >jobless footfag >actually unhealthy how much feet turn me on >go to the mall with my mom cause she needs new shoes >she thinks im a good son because I go with her and help her carry stuff >actually go to look at feet >always go to this expensive women shoe shop >only rich white milfs and their cute daughters go there >spot sign that says they are looking for someone to help customers pick shoes >dreamjob.jpg >shoot my shot >get the job >literally touch and look at feet all day long >get paid for it >sometimes Id hold a foot for a while as if Im thinking which shoe would fit them better. Bring some random shoe after >they always love it >even caress their soles and compliment their feet, as if I was a foot expert >feet sommelier >dont even wash my hands after groping their soles like they were japanese s----------- in some JAV >always masturbate in the bathroom during my breaks >one day, after helping a milf with perfect feet, she asks to see my manager >f--- I got caught >fight or flight activates >she tells my manager she wanted to congratulate me on how dedicated I was to my job and how I would even put on their shoes for them, so they didnt have to bend down >crisisavoided >manager says shes happy she hired me >go masturbate in the bathroom as always >get a raise next month my life couldn't get better guys, Im living in a dream right now.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/072/808/b29.jpg "Anon gets a job | /r/Greentext")
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