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□ Anonymous 12/05/15 Sat 23:25:38 No.28 103985 22281 42472201043352) i S pet 342 28105936 )28 10 51 >live next to river >geese swarm our yard every year >neighbor is korean >likes to practice martial arts in his back yard >go outside one morning and look off our back deck >korean is in dramatic martial arts pose with a staff >4 geese are hissing menacingly 2KKIⅢYYYAAAAAAAAAAAA! >Korean guy charges >geese charge >today the spirits of his warrior anscestors have posessed him, a flurry of blows follow sone goose dead, one with its wing hanging like its broken and the rest run away while broken winged one flops around honking >korean guy makes asian fighting noises while he twirls his staff over his head >the east will show no mercy today he smashes its head >he is breathing heavily and grinning like an idiot asian fighting noises ums as red as it is possible he tums as red as i is possible for an asian to blush for an start clapping sian to blush >hurriedly grabs two dead geese and sprints into his house funniest s--- I've ever seen. the east no mercyktoday

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QuarteredPen

Jul 01, 2017 at 06:23PM EDT

Normally I would be against this because of animal cruelty, but… it's fucking geese. Those idiots need to learn that they aren't the size of cassowaries, they're just a ducks slightly bigger and much more angry brother.

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Can of Beans

Jul 02, 2017 at 02:53AM EDT

/k/, a magical place.

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