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Anonymous F--- being yourself 2.85 MB JPG 11/16/23(Thu)12:18:51 No.75436903 >lie about my hobbies >get rewarded >dress up like some guy in a menswear catalog >get rewarded >actively hide and avoid any mention of anime or vidya even when normal people discuss it >get rewarded >Google sports highlights and mvps of each team to talk to normal folks about >get rewarded Being a fake person does work in the long term. You think Donald Trump is the same person as when he's on tv? If you went into a job interview and said >yeah bro Im just trying to get paid You think you're gonna get the job? Being fake is exactly how you go about doing things. Why do people get mad at this?

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Inaqar 137 KB JPG land you protect 12/24/23(Sun)09:54:58 No.91319497 >skilled warriors seen as the main bulwark against dark forces >sons of powerful and intelligent beings of legend >follow the teachings of a golden, almighty Master who created the >sometimes have powers such as shooting fire, lighting, shockwaves, blasts of ice or energy >wield some of the most powerful weapons around >battle beastly green enemies, awakened soulless armies, spirits, undead, malicious versions of yourselves, daemonic forces, and the literal embodiments of evil >wear bright colors to sell plastic toys >be the Ninja from Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu >pic unrelated

Anonymous 10/26/13(Sat) 19:06 No.215457549 File: 1382828761196.jpg-(42 KB, 480x480, 1353212900339.jpg) >My dads face when >"Well have fun" >leaves room >Playing Silent Hill 3 >at the end >dad walks in >"Hey son, what you playing?" >Heather regurgitates a fetus >the other girl picks it up and shoves in his mouth >"I WILL BIRTH THE GOD"

>she stops me, wants to roleplay >blindfolds me, we're playing doctor >kinky but okay >feel pressure around my ass >pull off blindfold 00 Anonymous (ID: zuq0 ITT: Weird sex experiences >be 22 >start dating blonde. 7/10 >shes quirky but fun > dat ass >second date >go to her place >shewantstheD.jpeg >go down on her >things are going well >crazy bitch is shoving 3-4 plastic horses into my a------ >she says my condition is "stable"

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Anonymous 344 KB PNG 11/16/23(Thu)13:49:17 No.75437638 >meet a guy online who really hates indians >knows a lot about India though >he finally sends me a photo of himself >he's very clearly Indian

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Anon has sex with Nixon | /r/Greentext

: Richard 59 KB JPG 4 Replies 11/15/23(Wed) 23:38:27 No.909382450 >doing sex with gf >says she has a corruption fetish >ok >start talking about watergate while going down View Thread

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Anon got spooked | /r/Greentext

onymou Actual Paranormal expirience 82 KB PNG 11/08/23 (Wed)20:57:20 No.36393870 Part 1 I want to start this by saying that I've never truly believed in the >Be me > Going to a s----- middleschool in the middle of louisiana supernatural. This is mostly due to the fact that i've never seen anything of the sort but I do have an actual story from when I was 13. >live near the school next to a church, the church has a nice little gym on the side. > The gym is mostly used for some of the prottie teens to go f--- unbeknownst to the pastor or any of the other patrons >me and my s----- abusive brother (he's addicted to meth now) are just chillin >his s----- pot addicted friends are telling us this urban legend "Yeah man a girl died in the attic of the gym" (the gym doesnt have an attic) "when you bounce a basket ball in the same spot where she died you can hear the creaking of the rope she used to kill herself" > Am a snot nosed little autist at the time so im completely absorbed by this clear b------- >we're not really allowed in there because people keep their shoes and s--- in the gym > we go to the back of the gym to sneak in > its unlocked jamesbondcouldnever.mp4 >its a group of six or so of us > me, my brother, his three friends, and one of their little brothers. > start walking around and bouncing basket balls > they start trying to hit the right spot, cant cause theyre all retards. > its like 20 foot up in the corner of the gym. >keep trying to hit it over and over again, keep getting really close. > at one point they hit it twice and mess up a few times > we all kind of give up and are just bullshitting at this point. my brother has anger issues so at this point hes p----- for no reason and hurls the ball. >he hits the f------ spot at first nothing happens and we wait around for a bit >actually hear something OP >its not a creaking, more like an expo marker on a white board 148 KB PNG >everyone is completely shaken up > some f------ creature runs across the gym faster than ive ever seen an animal move >It looks like a f------ head crab 11/08/23(Wed)21:02:29 No.36393904 I seriously have no clue what this thing was it looked like if a squid had four legs and walked on land. > the second we see it everyone runs for it > no one even stopped to ask if that was real > we start running and make it outside >the door closes on fat retard's fat little brother > we hear him fall and scream > we try to get the door open but its locked its one of those school push the bar to open doors and the bar is on the inside the only reason we got in was because it was slightly ajar > he finally gets up and opens the door himself > he's whiter than logic >ask him if he's ok >doesn't speak for a week strait >>36393959 # >>36394189 # Never since that moment have I ever experienced anything similar. I hope I never do

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The perfect couple | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I always crawl back 11/16/23(Thu)20:05:55 No.909396729 >Be me >Early 20s, autistic >Only ever dated one woman >Extremely abusive bbw with bipolar disorder and a diagnosed sociopath >When we start dating she acts nice at first but progressively gets more abusive, first starts gaslighting and emotionally manipulating me, using my mommy issues against me (my mother never loved me and abandoned me in early teens), then starts emotionally abusing me (saying she's the only person who will ever take care of a failure like me), and at last starts to beat me up/throw furniture at me >The one time I defended myself she called the police >She goes overboard and I leave her 128 KB JPG >Spend the next half a year or so trying to find someone new, be it through dating sites, library, or other means >Nobody is ever interested because I'm not attractive and also too autistic for most people >I crawl back to my ex because I can't handle being alone without getting suicidal >Repeat >This process has been going on for 6 years Please help I can't stop myself her p---- is too good and the first couple months are always real nice she cooks for me, gets me treats and s---

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He is right you know | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Wlxs+m6g) 212 QAL 130 KB JPG 2 Replies 11/02/23(Thu)12:46:37 No.447278033 Contrary to what the feminist and libertarian f------ say, women wearing revealing clothes is a form of sexual assault against hetero men. Imagine if the roles were reversed >Imagine a creepy old guy who was half-naked >Wearing only a speedo and some sandals >Imagine if he went around flaunting his bulge around women & girls >He would be arrested and charged with indecent exposure >He would also be registered as a sex offender But why do libtards think it's okay for women to walk around half-naked and allow them to expose themselves to underage boys and men. Women caused this hypersexual culture, they caused p--- addiction. Westoid women are sexual terrorists. View Thread

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Anon Has Hit The Wall | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.17 MB JPG : Anonymous OP is a f-----. 11/15/23(Wed)02:47:32 No.90933900 >live free from poverty in a first world country >Have access to pleasures and luxuries any peasant could never dream of Why is life like this anons? >>909339106 # >Am insanely depressed and consider suicide daily along with cutting my wrists constantly 11/15/23(Wed)02:49:00 No.909339038

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Anon remembers the /pol/ meetup. | /r/Greentext

File: 1486745061355m.jpg (158 KB, 1024x768) Seating N₂₂ Daily reminder this happened Anonymous (ID: A415fp) 02/14/17 (Tue)06:10:48 No.112573440>>112573486 >>112573506112573752 >>112573887 >>112574022 >>1125741 >>112574187 >>112574192 >>112574214>>112574388 >>112574434>>112574755 >>112574929 >>112575242 >>112575398 >>112575775 >>112575900 >>112578518 >>112576836 >>112576923 >>112577191 >>1125 >>112577320 >>112577650 >>112577960 >>112578109 >>112578453 >>112579035 >>112579069 >>112579210 >>112579346 >>112579349112579364>>112579436 >>112580009 >>112580218 >>112560279>>1125 >>112581551 >>112581897 >>112582388 112583906 >>112584325 112584416 >>112584589>>112585382 >>112585571 >>112585744 >>112588405 >>112588464>>112587210 >>112587919 >>112588083 >>1125 >>112588198 >>112589546112590035 112590486112591776 112592573112593000112594924112595402112595558112596165112596759112596782112605122 >>112605225 1126 >>112606111 >>112606693 >>112606752 >>112606918 >>112607637 I will never forget. Pol meeting 2017

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Anons discuss RPGMaker games | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 418 93 KB JPG TELL FARMON >>3273012 # >>3273016 # >>3273018 # : Anonymous >>3273043 # Anonymous >>3273004 # >Is it heavy PC requirement to play? N---- it's an rpgmaker game, you can play it on a toaster. 11/14/23(Tue)09:43:20 No.3273004 I'm a newfag to this and always see some anon post pics on /v/. Is it heavy PC requirement to play? Anonymous >>3273019 # 11/14/23(Tue)09:51:31 No.3273012 >>3273004 # It is f------ RPG Maker my man, if you have a PC from this millennium you can probably find a way to run it. I already wrote a bit about the series earlier in the thread >>3268944 #, so just consider that a fair warning that the games are probably not everyone's cup of tea. 11/14/23(Tue)09:54:31 No.3273016 11/14/23(Tue)09:58:28 No.3273018 >>3273004 # H--------, are you a newfag to gaming in general? Do you not have eyes?

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Cognitive Dissonance | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 93 KB PNG 11/16/23(Thu)09:15:42 No.75435963 >be me, first year engineering student >forced to take an Engineering Ethics class >drilled into us that a lot of what we learn can be used to cause harm and we need to be careful >be me, second year engineering student >forced to take another Engineering Ethics course >drilled into us that we have an obligation to society to use our skills for betterment >be me, third year engineering student >learn that Lockheed Martin sponsors my school's engineering program >get offered a six figure job building missile targeting systems at LM >my counselors and professors push me to take the job it's so over for this race

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: Anonymous (ID: Wz+crcd+ 21 KB JPG 04/17/19(Wed)05:40:40 No.7873168 >legal drinking/smoking/gambling age is 18 >weed is legal >prostitution is de facto legal >no prison labor or private prisons >all police departments have required civilian oversight Is this the true land of the free? 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Avoir du chien | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 364 KB PNG 07/24/21 (Sat)15:28:04 No.64697220 >walking my retarded dog >hes a 110 lb black lab >some cutie walks past me with her tiny dog >my dog goes ballistic and slips out of the collar >has a history of fighting other dogs becuase hes a little retarded >panic.jpg >doesnt kill her dog dispite violently huffing and growling >wind up in conversation with qt for like 15-20 minutes >somehow walk away with her number Just get a dog you retards

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Even if it was someone I kinda disliked the fact that they would go out of their way to text me and ask if they wanna hang out would make me appreciate them a thousand times more. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >be me >was kinda popular in HS >our friend group had an orbiter and we all stuck around after graduation >now in college >orbiter has gotten closer with some members of the friend group I guess >he gets on my nerves because he can't just find his own group >last week he texts me Fe 07/15/23(Sat)09:32:09 No.74036528 23 KB JPG >"hey man do you wanna grab lunch together? I'm buying" >think he's just trying to suck up to me >say sure but blow him off >he texts me again a couple days later >"we can just grab a beer if you want, I just wanna catch up" >why wont this guy take the hint >just leave him on read >ffw like two weeks >find out from my friends that he asked each of us individually if we wanted to grab dinner >everybody else said yes >find out he got a big inheritance and gave each of them around $1000 >his "best friend" he bought a new phone and gave him $4000 for tuition guys i f----- up bad. 1000 dollars would unironically change my life right now

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Anonymous F--- being yourself 2.85 MB JPG 11/16/23(Thu)12:18:51 No.75436903 >lie about my hobbies >get rewarded >dress up like some guy in a menswear catalog >get rewarded >actively hide and avoid any mention of anime or vidya even when normal people discuss it >get rewarded >Google sports highlights and mvps of each team to talk to normal folks about >get rewarded Being a fake person does work in the long term. You think Donald Trump is the same person as when he's on tv? If you went into a job interview and said >yeah bro Im just trying to get paid You think you're gonna get the job? Being fake is exactly how you go about doing things. Why do people get mad at this?

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