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□ Anonymous 06/17/1 7(Sat)16:28:04 No. 7361 36523 >>7361 36763 >>7361 36884 227361 37096 >>7361 371 07 227361 37387 361 Turns out John wick has been hired to kill you You have one hour to prepare what do you do? >>736136523 (OP) kill my neighbor, start eating glass and hair as much of it as possible poliece arrest me and i now have a full department of cops and intense security nobody is going to r--- me, buthole full of glass and hair. another option would be innawoods >take knifes as i dont own a rifle >leave clear trail to where im going so he follows dig a foxhole but surround my area with anything dry that will snap when stepped on >lay in it sideways with knife held point up and the slurpee straw next to me in my mouth, preferably head will be in shrubbery >burry self >laying on side so rise and fall of my chest while breathing through the straw is not as visible swait there, s--- in my pants if i have to >when a stick near me snaps i spring out of the earth like a trapdoor spider armed with a 9" Bowie knife and the wrath of god File: 08 The Goatfather.gif (151 KB, 800x453) put "old yeller" on tv max volume put "where the red fern grows" on laptop, max volume sit in room with beautiful nylon string guitan when he enters i sing for him s-i know yer a hurtn but senpai ima blurtn, ill love you till the end of my days, through the hard times,n the good ones, holding hands in the suns rays he will instantly fall in love with me and we can raise our own litter of puppies. we will retire with the money we get from our book >"two massive f------ and a litter of puppies, a tale of redemption

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------
Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.
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