And then we heard a "harumph"
how that "harumph" made us jump
we looked
and we saw him with his lazer so slick
we looked
and we saw him, the dick know as Rick
and he said to me,
"What the f**k are you lookin' at you prick?"
"Now I know your parent want you guys to be safe and thrifty"
"But I'm going to throw a big ass party and we'll all going to get schwifty"

Better title: "Rick is a Prick and a bit of a Dick"