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THE TOP TEN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS: 01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried 02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice 03 04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you cant see Chuck Norris you may be only Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing seconds away from death. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s--- from anybody A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who l am? 05 06 07 08 09 10 l'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris

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