Late Capitalism - Question and answers

[A few millennials in a few countries talk shit about capitalism through mostly anonymous internet comments on sites that nobody cares about seriously]

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Sweet Jesus. Despite my normal capacity for creative writing, I can't even top this shit with satire anymore!