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Yet another shameful, irresponsible column in the NYT Opinion Pages. The Opinion Pages OP-ED CONTRIBUTOR Princess-Kidnappers, Not Mario, Will Save the Mushroom Kingdom By BOWSER, KING OF THE KOOPAS

The Opinion Pages Antonio Guillem/Shutterstock OP-ED CONTRIBUTOR It's Completely Normal To Check Out Other People While You Are With Your Girlfriend By STOCK MODEL Last week, I was lambasted across the internet for looking at someone else while with my significant other. Let me explain why that's the sign of a healthy relationship, comments

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dog's tail: maybe we should let the dog bite me, for once

Good dog/AP OP-ED CONTRIBUTOR Dog's Tail: Maybe We Should Let the Dog Bite Me, For Once By A DOG'S TAIL We always run away from the dog, but there's no way this new strategy could bite us in the ass 무 Comments

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Yet another shameful, irresponsible column in the NYT Opinion Pages.

Yet another shameful, irresponsible column in the NYT Opinion Pages. The Opinion Pages OP-ED CONTRIBUTOR Princess-Kidnappers, Not Mario, Will Save the Mushroom Kingdom By BOWSER, KING OF THE KOOPAS

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wow seriously @nytopinion

wow seriously @nytopinion SECTIONS HOME Q SEARCH Che AewJlork Cimes SUBSCRIBE NOW LOG IN The Opinion Pages OP-ED CONTRIBUTOR Matt Connolly: Photoshop Won't Open on My Computer By Maet ConnolyAUG. 30, 0 I had a whole thing planned for this but every time I try to open Photoshop I get this Adobe popup that tells me, "You no longer have access to Creative Cloud. Please contact your Administrator to renew your mmsGE and continue using Creative Cloud." It sucks because now I have to t this free image editor online and I can't even match all the fonts and stuff, Blackwaters Legacy Goes Beyond Publie View PRIL 14,201 It turns out I don't even remember my Creative Cloud login or whateveIn Blackwater Case, Court Rejects a Murder What a mess. I bet this thing can't even save a hi-res image. Who the is my "Administrator"? I'm gonna have to call them and it's just gonna Conviction and Voids 3 Sentences a4 2017

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it's completely normal to check out other people

The Opinion Pages Antonio Guillem/Shutterstock OP-ED CONTRIBUTOR It's Completely Normal To Check Out Other People While You Are With Your Girlfriend By STOCK MODEL Last week, I was lambasted across the internet for looking at someone else while with my significant other. Let me explain why that's the sign of a healthy relationship, comments

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glad to see the NYT representing a broad range of voices on its op-ed section

glad to see the NYT representing a broad range of voices on its op-ed section TheAew lorkEimes The Opinion Pages oP-ED CONTRIBUTOR Ebenezer Scrooge: Prisons and Workhouses, Not Free Christmas Turkeys, Will Decrease The Surplus Population By EBENEZER SCROOGE DEC. 24, 1843 148

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Oh come on @nytopinion

Oh come on @nytopinion Agent Smith/ The Machines Cypher: The Matrix, Not Neo, Will Save Humanity By CYPHER different. 무 Comments

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what has happened to the @nytopinion section?

what has happened to the @nytopinion section? Massoud Hossaini/Associated Press OP-ED CONTRIBUTOR Night King: The Dead, not living, will save Westeros By THE NIGHT KING Last week, King in the North Jon Snow presented a "new plan for The Great War. It's time to try something different.

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Pretty irresponsible column in today's @nytopinion

Pretty irresponsible column in today's @nytopinion OP-ED CONTRIBUTOR Bart Simpson: That's Not Enough, We Demand More Asbestos! 132 By BART SIMPSON AUGUST 30, 2017

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Stay tuned for next week's @nytopinion op-ed penned by Phillip Morris: "Cigarettes are chock full of vitamin C, not cancer and death."

Stay tuned for next week's @nytopinion op- ed penned by Phillip Morris: "Cigarettes are chock full of vitamin C, not cancer and death." NYT Opinion Follow nytopinion History shows clearly that sheer tonnage does l not win insurgencies, writes Erik Prince Opinion | Erik Prince: Contractors, Not Troops, Will Save Afghanistan Last week, the president presented a "new" plan for America's longest war. It's time to try something different. nytimes.com

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please read my new @nytopinion piece: Why Giving Me All Of Your Gold, Not Legitimate Leadership or Party Unity, Will Save America

please read my new @nytopinion piece: Why Giving Me All Of Your Gold, Not Legitimate Leadership or Party Unity, Will Save America OP-ED CONTRIBUTOR Erik Prince: Contractors, Not Troops, Will Save Afghanistan 132 By ERIK PRINCE AUGUST 30, 2017

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Trump's plan to increase troops in Afghanistan will merely continue the conflict, says Erik Prince

NYT Opinion @nytopinion Trump's plan to increase troops in Afghanistan will merely continue the conflict, says Erik Prince Opinion Erik Prince: Contractors, Not Troops, Will Save Afghanistan Last week, the president presented a "new" plan for America's longest war. It's time to try something different. nytimes.com

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