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Khorne Need more skulls Nurgle Entropy Tzeentch It's a sin to tell a lie! laanesh What do you mean "not in a sexual way? Cegorach Whalam leven doing here? Itold you'nnolagod S Laughler he Emperor Malal I don'texist Khaine Unhand my neck,you shilface! Isha Mork Kunnin' but brutal Deciever Didn'T notice the mistake? Gork We need more beneroleni odsBrulalbut kumi gods Nightbringer lam the Dealt Inearnate!Sosy Praise he Omiiah buh Void Dragon Outsider Who amleven?

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The Orks, unable to ever feel fear or dread, merely decided to go down fighting. For, it was the only orky thing left to do. Wazdakka launched a surprise attack, deep into the heart of the New Devourer, charging from his semi-complete warp super highway. He led a glorious charge, leading almost a million trillion Orks in the largest battle in the history of the entire galaxy. They struck right at the rotten heart of the New Devourer's physical and psychic web. A trillion roaring boys, which shuddered he air, and melted brass, such was the volume and intensity. Gargants and Stompas fired constantly, the air literally coloured orange by constant weapons fire and discharge. Rockets and bombs were dropped in their billions, vaporising everything they struck. Kroozers and hulks rammed new devourer hive ships, their pilots howling 'WAAAAGGGHHHH!' forever, before charging across their own ships, to fist fight their foes in space itself. KAPWING
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Alternatively, in the words of the Ecclesiarch Decius:
-A paraplegic sociopath
-Never went to rehab
-Supernatural garbage bag
-An indecisive mollusk
-Doesn't exist, shut up about it
-Man-Emperor of Mankind
-A fucking clown
-Big Daddy Calgar's personal pleasure object
-Supernatural garbage can
-Literal mushroom
-Literal mushroom
-Straight up an idiot
-Has no friends
-Decius hasn't spoken about the Void Dragon and Outsider, but the Emperor did make fun of them for being "edgy" and having names "only the loneliest of people could come up with" (though I may be paraphrasing)

Also, Slaneesh is surprisingly cute-looking here in spite of being, well, Slaneesh.

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Uploaded Oct 01, 2017 at 07:06PM EDT

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khorne, slaanesh, nurgle, tzeentch, malal, the emperor, god emperor, cegorach, khaine, isha, gork, mork, deciever, nightbringer, void dragon, the outsider, c'tan, the imperium of man, chaos, eldar

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