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![r/WritingPrompts 23d U/DES-V WP] A man draws a gun in a dark alley and asks for your wallet. You begrudgingly obey. He throws it on the ground, shoots it till it screeches, and turns to you; "you're safe now" WRITING PROMPT T17.0k 455 Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL u/Williethinks 23d Safe from what?" The capitalist system." "...are you f------ serious?" "Money shall enslave you no further!" "Dude my mom gave me this wallet...l didnt own the money in this. Nor do you own the means of production comrade." "What?" Why haven't you begun the revolution?" Are you crazy? I am twelve!" "You have nothing to lose but YOUR CHAINS!" "Okay Im leaving. Bye. ↑ 542 Reply u/alastar97 23 Yeah this is what came to min instantly upob seeing this prompt. Funny and nice, m8! Reply u/Williethinks 23d Thank you comrade. And now let us all rise for the anthem of the USSR. Reply u/ExplosiveGator 23d Unbreakable union of freeborn republics Great Russia has welded forever to stand! Created in struggle by will of the peoples United and mighty our Soviet Union! Sing to the Motherland, home of the free, Bulwark of people, in brotherhood strong! Oh! Party of Lenin! The strength of the people. To Communism's triumph lead us on! Through tempests the sun rays of freedom have cheered us Along the new path where great Lenin did lead! To a righteous cause he raised up the people Inspired them to labour and valorous deed! In the victory of Communism's deathless ideal, We see the future of our dear land And to her fluttering scarlet banner, Selflessly true, we always shall stand Reply u/DumbassJ 23d You have been freed from the system.... Reply](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/304/198/068.jpg "*USSR Anthem Starts Playing*")
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![▲ 084 Bosses of Reddit: What's the craziest thing you've seen an employee do? submitted 8 hours ago by theraptor42 2231 comments share save hide give gold report sorted by best you are viewing a single comment's thread. rest of the comments score hidden] 10 minutes ago I am head of a large venture capitalist organization. I employee about 100 analysts in Manhattan, and we have a 12,000 square foot office that's always busy and bustling. I'm always at the office making sure everybody is doing analysis. Well, one weekend I thought I could trust my employees to manage themselves. I was invited to speak at a public event in Atlanta, but it ended up getting cancelled due to the building it was supposed to be held in unexpectedly collapsing. Well, I headed back up to the office on Sunday, a day earlier than was expected. I take the elevator up to my floor, open the door to the office and......... My employees were having a giant 100 person o--- all over the office. People f------ on the floor, f------ on the desks, in the bathrooms, closets, cubicles, you 17,645 name it. I dropped what I was holding and everybody goes silent. One of the employees turned off all the lights and like clockwork the rest of them quickly closed the blinds so the room was pitch black, when the lights were turned back on, everybody was back neatly dressed typing away at their desks as if nothing happened. A couple of the employees commented on how odd the brief power outage was. I haven't said anything about it. But they know I know. permalink embed save report giv@gold hap score hidden] 7 minutes ago H-------- that's insane. permalink embed save parent report give gold reply](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/278/225/cac.jpg "From r/thatHappened")
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