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The Virgin EngishuromaTHE CHAD BOSTON MERCENARY if you were from where he was from, you'd be f------ dead f------ resurrected on multiple occasions "Oi DA FOOKIN CAVERY HERE M8" trash goggles, can't even see her proper eye color head wear is unobstructing so his eyes can glisten as he pub stomps scrubs radio headset so he can communicate to his teammates on the battlefield literally f------ gay entire bat dedicated to bashing skulls in has to skip through time to only appear fast enough 何 forced to wear cumbersome breast highlighter just to stay anchored to this timelime, or she doesn't even. exist lol malleable protective uses commercially available irradiated beverages to dodge enemy bullets douche fin gauntlets bandages wimpy pistol whip as melee shotgun so powerful it only needs to be pumped to get rid of shells, never reloaded tiny ass energy pistols practically died in the first flight of an experimental plane prototype trained legs allow him to move so fast he can died while fighting giant robots from p---- ol england, who hac no idea how to save her life and had to be brought back by a f------ monkey lol f------ jump on air but then sent back to earth by god himself so he ry woman on earth lol can finish f------ eve literally wearing crocs /. , pristine running shoes

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The Virgin Englishwoman vs. The Chad Boston Mercenary


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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HIT THE ROAD, BOZO! LET A REAL SCOUT GET TO WORK.
YOU'RE LIKE A CAR CRASH IN SLOW MOTION, IT'S LIKE I CAN REWIND AND WATCH YOU GO THROUGH THE WINSDHIELD
DRINK IT IN "LOVE" THAT'S HOW FAILURE TASTE'S.
THOSE FANCY GOGGLES THERE TO HELP YAH HIT SOMETHING BECAUSE THEY AIN'T WORKING, YOU WILL NEVER HIT MY TINY HEAD AND I WILL NEVER STOP OWNING YOU.
ARE YOU GONNA CRY, YOU GONNA CRY NOW? OH HEY AT LEAST FIGURED OUT WHY YOU WEAR THOSE GOGGLES NOW.

I AM THE SCOUT HERE AND MAN, WATCHA FINK ABOUT THAT YOU ENGLISH WIMP. I MEAN LOOK AT ME, IT'S UNFAIR HOW GOOD I AM

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Uploaded Nov 08, 2017 at 11:58PM EST

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