Word Up! You must login or signup first!

The Virgin EngishuromaTHE CHAD BOSTON MERCENARY if you were from where he was from, you'd be f------ dead f------ resurrected on multiple occasions "Oi DA FOOKIN CAVERY HERE M8" trash goggles, can't even see her proper eye color head wear is unobstructing so his eyes can glisten as he pub stomps scrubs radio headset so he can communicate to his teammates on the battlefield literally f------ gay entire bat dedicated to bashing skulls in has to skip through time to only appear fast enough 何 forced to wear cumbersome breast highlighter just to stay anchored to this timelime, or she doesn't even. exist lol malleable protective uses commercially available irradiated beverages to dodge enemy bullets douche fin gauntlets bandages wimpy pistol whip as melee shotgun so powerful it only needs to be pumped to get rid of shells, never reloaded tiny ass energy pistols practically died in the first flight of an experimental plane prototype trained legs allow him to move so fast he can died while fighting giant robots from p---- ol england, who hac no idea how to save her life and had to be brought back by a f------ monkey lol f------ jump on air but then sent back to earth by god himself so he ry woman on earth lol can finish f------ eve literally wearing crocs /. , pristine running shoes

+161

The Virgin Englishwoman vs. The Chad Boston Mercenary


Uploaded by Space Cowboy Nov 08, 2017 at 11:58PM EST

Share Pin Download More

Origin Entry: Virgin vs. Chad

File type: png

Resolution: (1879px x 912px)

File size: 553 KB


The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
View All 1,861 Images

Load 39 Comments

More:

Top Comments

The greater aerie
Delete
Sensitive
The greater aerie

HIT THE ROAD, BOZO! LET A REAL SCOUT GET TO WORK.
YOU'RE LIKE A CAR CRASH IN SLOW MOTION, IT'S LIKE I CAN REWIND AND WATCH YOU GO THROUGH THE WINSDHIELD
DRINK IT IN "LOVE" THAT'S HOW FAILURE TASTE'S.
THOSE FANCY GOGGLES THERE TO HELP YAH HIT SOMETHING BECAUSE THEY AIN'T WORKING, YOU WILL NEVER HIT MY TINY HEAD AND I WILL NEVER STOP OWNING YOU.
ARE YOU GONNA CRY, YOU GONNA CRY NOW? OH HEY AT LEAST FIGURED OUT WHY YOU WEAR THOSE GOGGLES NOW.

I AM THE SCOUT HERE AND MAN, WATCHA FINK ABOUT THAT YOU ENGLISH WIMP. I MEAN LOOK AT ME, IT'S UNFAIR HOW GOOD I AM

+62
Reply

+ Add a Comment

Comments (39)


Display Comments

Add a Comment


+ Add an Image

Image Details

15,325 views (7 from today)

Uploaded Nov 08, 2017 at 11:58PM EST

Origin Entry

Virgin vs. Chad

Source

r/TF2

Tags

overwatch, ow, tracer, tf2, team fortress 2, scout, parody, comparison

Claim Authorship Edit History
Textile Embed