Virgin vs. Chad - The Virgin Englishwoman vs. The Chad Boston Mercenary

HIT THE ROAD, BOZO! LET A REAL SCOUT GET TO WORK.
YOU'RE LIKE A CAR CRASH IN SLOW MOTION, IT'S LIKE I CAN REWIND AND WATCH YOU GO THROUGH THE WINSDHIELD
DRINK IT IN "LOVE" THAT'S HOW FAILURE TASTE'S.
THOSE FANCY GOGGLES THERE TO HELP YAH HIT SOMETHING BECAUSE THEY AIN'T WORKING, YOU WILL NEVER HIT MY TINY HEAD AND I WILL NEVER STOP OWNING YOU.
ARE YOU GONNA CRY, YOU GONNA CRY NOW? OH HEY AT LEAST FIGURED OUT WHY YOU WEAR THOSE GOGGLES NOW.

I AM THE SCOUT HERE AND MAN, WATCHA FINK ABOUT THAT YOU ENGLISH WIMP. I MEAN LOOK AT ME, IT'S UNFAIR HOW GOOD I AM

I've got some soldier ones:
"You will never beat AMERICA! You tea-sipping lunatics!
"There are two people involved in this domination! The one that uses the metric system, and the one that's ALIVE!"