Now will you schmucks protect our planet?

>Earth-chan's legal guardian

The planet's more than just the environment, I tell you what. The day the plants die, it'll be the humans and animals who'll vanish. But the planet and the universe at large will keep on floating long after we're gone.

If anything, Earth should be that hippy girl with stupid mess of a hair, and a dozen critters scurrying about and they're trying to kill each other, but Earth is too stoned to notice.