"We'll break into his house…"

"And hold a birthday party for him!"

Hello subject. We wanted to thank you for being such a good rebel. Your constant efforts keep spy division #463 running almost singlehandedly. Their jobs are necessary, and so they stay busy; employed, paid, and controlled. R&D got inspired to finally work past the inability to bypass tinfoil, and it's slow going, but interdepartmental cooperation is at a high. Without your rebellion, our control might actually falter. Pray, continue your efforts.

Have a cake, we'll be watching.

Wholesome Ending: So do you think that'll work for reverse psychology getting the poor guy to chill out?